Church Pains

My face when I come back from hiding and the twitter world is burning.

@VolunteerYP What happened???

Back after a long break. The presidential race will make me go back into hiding until 2020. #HillaryClinton #DonaldTrump #GaryJohnson

When was the last time you prayed for your pastor to have the energy to get through his day and do the things he is called to do?

Side hugs

@Pastorsproblems side hugs are awesome

@JoelNotJoel dude, homophones is a sin!

@AIIAmericanGirI @NatasjaYonce I want to be an immigrant child.

@bizness_nonya true, a permanent shutdown would've been better

@theoreet @michaelterry337 I don't understand how all these bums become public servants and after a few years, millionaires

@michaelterry337 @theoreet @SenTedCruz Reminds me of Obama. Freshman senator that hadn't done a thing.

Nobody else listens to Kanye West and Yo Gotti in the mornings?

@churchhusher shush

What if I told you, I listen to Kanye West and Yo Gotti in the mornings? #churchlife #yeezy #kanye #pastorlife #yogotti

@IDFSpokesperson @kyleJRgray Congratulations! You're winning the murder show.

I bet half of these so called #tcot are actually pansy soccer fans. #GER #ARG

Rooting for #America in the #WorldCupFinal!

Is this still a thing? #WorldCupFinal

At service this morning. Is it possible to be lazy in sermon prep by doing nothing but reading loosely connect verses?? #churchpains

@willis9189 @Newsmax_Media 1,100 is alarming?? That's a tiny amount