Carisa Barreca

Tried to kill a centipede with Axe Body Spray but it escaped and now it's doing push ups and mansplaining to me why that didn't work

Valencia Montagoo (@Cinderisa) might have messed up, but to be fair, most of us do. If you don’t want to mess up, listen to the latest episode here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sea…

In today's new episode meet Chaos the Golden Unicorn (@Cinderisa) who has stopped by for an interview and to grant a wish! Listen at podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hel… (or wherever you get podcasts). And find the ad-free version on our Patreon! 🦄✨

Have you noticed?! All the men on #LoveIsBlind wear these? I can’t stop noticing this.

Yes! Please! I’m begging for this. We never saw them in the same room together. Doesn’t matter. @LoveisBlindShow do the right thing.

We love hearing from our fans 🍷💋🍷

There are so many 🔥 reasons to support our annual @GildasClubCHI improv-filled event. Need one more? the amazing @Cinderisa and your @gni_show faves will be there! Go to gildasclubchicago.org to register or donate. Every $ helps families facing cancer. youtu.be/iNP3kE803WM

@SoftKnox @amandarecupido @EvanMMills @SayjalJoshi Sea Shanties are HUGE on TikTok... obviously @amandarecupido is hip and young and gets it! ♥️❤️♥️

@amandarecupido @EvanMMills @SayjalJoshi @Cinderisa Thanks for watching and for shanties!

What are you doing for Galentines Day?❤️🙌🏻❤️

@sarahmceneaney @gni_show Oh- My- GOD! This is amazing! My mind is blown!

WOW! This just arrived on my doorstep and I am lost for words. Actually, I’m not. My words are @Cinderisa is definitely going to want one of these, too. Whoever is my @gni_show secret Santa has proven, once again, that the chat always wins. Thank you thank you!

We have been going strong all pandemic long. Girls Night In is here for you! 💋Virtually Yours

I just donated to Planned Parenthood. 🙏🙏🙏

I brought The Diva (@MissPiggy) & The Great (@GonzotheGreat) back tonight while watching the #GirlsNightIn @gni_show. They were of course joined by @Cinderisa, @AlexBellisle, @SayjalJoshi, @ashleycomeau & @MarlaCaceres. Didn't realise I'd be joining in later too...

#MikePence is such a piece of shit - he has an actual fly on him. (How many times will this exact joke be made)

I'm like a Doomsday Prepper but only with boxed wine.

@ashleybarreca DUMP. HIM. If he can't love you through a pandemic he doesn't deserve you after one! #DUMPHIM

@Cinderisa But maybe he was right.

I overheard a man tell his girlfriend that he wouldn't consider marriage until the Coronavirus is contained. It took everything in me to not yell across the bar - "DUMP HIM! You are a Queen who deserves a man who will love you through a Pandemic!"

@kevinsciretta @USPS I mean.... they are daring the tornado to get in their way! 🌪 < 📬

Our mail carrier is still out here like “what tornado?” Didn’t miss a beat. @USPS I’m telling you she didn’t flinch.

Zorii Bliss & Momaw Nadon (I think that's their names) are this week's highly appreciative guest attendees at the #GirlsNightIn! As you can see, Momaw won the fight for the #ShethePeople badge... --- @gni_show @SheThePeopleSC @Cinderisa @SayjalJoshi @ashleycomeau @annpornel

My Gym: OPEN NOW!!! Me: Oh, no thank you. My Gym: NEW CLASSES! Me: There's a pandemic MY GYM: NEW APP! Me: I don't wanna die for Zumba. My Gym: GET SWOL, COWARD!

Never, Not ever, Not even once has an unmasked person diverged from their path on a sidewalk while walking straight at a masked person.