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@beyoncegarden Is this bitch retarded?

this apartment is not worth $4000 i’m crying😭

@BioBite_ Snowhite would be disgusted by his unwashed hands.

Outdoor cooking forest cooking

@lovelythings26 @Tiana_Celine_23 Bitch please! 🙄

@Cismo80 @Tiana_Celine_23 STFU dummy

This is just priceless footage. How much talent can you squeeze into just 1 family?? Legends!

@beyoncegarden The intro to "My 600lb Life" 👀 also, at best, $500 dollars. People's math not mathing unless they're include the rent payment. 🙄

oh it’s SERIOUS for her i’m crying😭

@Dainallves Not Precious, running like she just stole a bucket of chicken 🤣

Customer needs to get money out of ATM goes wrong 🤬😡😤

@AsakyGRN Sat through a performance and still did better than any performer today or since. True artistry! 🧐

In 1993, Michael Jackson injured his ankle just days before the Soul Train Music Awards, but instead of canceling, he took the stage and performed seated. That’s commitment!

@TheNetDaily Single mother whore life 😳

The control with one hand says everything... he’s done this before

@FuhgedNews Dave Chappelle said it best, "they never should have gave you niggas money"

They want to play the victim, so they go to the Louis Vuitton store to play the victim.

@OrevaZSN This wins tweet of the day!! 🤣

I'm begging the internet to stop showing me 5 to 9 morning routines where someone drinks structured water, journals for an hour, and does ice plunges before sunrise. My morning routine is hitting snooze until the fear of homelessness physically drags me out of bed.

@theophilus_cmpr @TetraChad YES!

@TetraChad You hate budget airlines but are you brave enough to hate public transit? (for the same reason)

Spirit Airlines going under is a good thing. Travel should go back to being the exclusive right of people with money. Budget airlines have made the world objectively worse by allowing uncultured broke ppl who are basically feral animals to run rampant throughout the world.

@slammydaviss @TetraChad Europe is the size of Texas 🙄 so yeah, flights are cheap.

@TetraChad There are plenty of low cost carriers that still exist retard, frontier is one of them. And Europe is full of them like vueling or ryanair and they aren’t going anywhere. Europoors love to be able to hop around Europe for less than $50 a flight.

@streetbrawls97 Fighting over an ugly bitch is wild. Leave that hoe in the street where she belongs.

When bro found out his day one was deep stroking his girl… Nah, he ain’t find that funny at all 😂💀 Friendship canceled and trust buried

@OldieButGoodee @Nibiru1000 Murdering him was the payday. His estate doubled in wealth after his death.

@Nibiru1000 I don't think they would murder him before they were about to make a big payday off of him

This was 12 hours before his death. You can’t tell me this man wasn’t murdered. Rest in Power, MJ 🕊️👑

@iAnonPatriot The Gays are getting weirder.

@PierreSavoie6 @QuantumAlteredX

@Cismo80 @QuantumAlteredX That's all they can do, meme stupidly. Unscienced, undegreed, their minds are a prison.

Great shot of one of Elon's rockets doing whatever exactly it is they're doing when it looks like this.

@PierreSavoie6 @QuantumAlteredX

@QuantumAlteredX Flat Earthers have stupid ideas, then lie to make people think their beliefs are true. There is no firmament. Like their lie about the GoFast rocket. If there had been a firmament, it would go SPLAT!, not a ladylike "ting". flatearth.ws/gofast

@heyalex106 Definitely NOLA

Hey bartender

@fiercepatricks I remember being younger... Me: im gay just so you know Straight: oh thats cool. Im not into guys though. Me: 🙄 yeah, im just letting you know so we can skip weird conversation about girls. ALSO, YOU'RE UGLY, fyi.

straight men have the audacity to think gay men(who are very picky) like them bro even straight girls don't like you

@AntiWokeMemes Punishment? Righteousness! 🧐

What punishment do these people deserve? 👀