johnny stones

@KTHopkins Absolute nonsense to mention the other two names alongside Victoria Wood

*COUGHS VERY FUCKING LOUDLY* ……

@benonwine The Green Party

What do you call this Group of people?

@AndyPeacock999 @BBC6Music @NickyAACampbell @vicderbyshire More important than a pro terrorist March

Half a million people march in London. A lorry filled with Kit Kats gets stolen. Guess which story got bigger coverage on @BBC6Music news? It was, of course, the lorry. Any explanation @NickyAACampbell @vicderbyshire ?

@JackWDart Couple of guys watching 👀 Where are all these smelly people going

Britain stands firmly against the far right! 💪

@Lea_EFC 😆

🗣️”I would like to talk to somebody about removing a tattoo”

@KeithGray2020 Yes they’re all wankers

Gordon Brown got bullied and ridiculed. Ed Milliband got bullied and ridiculed. Jeremy Corbyn got bullied and ridiculed. Sir Keir Starmer is getting bullied and ridiculed. Don't know about anyone else, but I'm seeing a pattern. 🤔 #ScumMedia

@realMaalouf Need another job

You see this sign at your workplace. What’s the first thing that comes to mind?

@FootballFunnys Tell me you know nothing about football without actually telling me

Still the most undeserved Ballon D’Or of all time…

@Jenny_1884 Constantly

Is anyone else getting weird people on their timeline saying how much they love Keir Starmer? It’s getting very weird 🙀

@TheGriftReport I’d ask if he could enlarge my wife’s breasts

What would you do/say if Zack Polanski and Owen Jones knocked on your door asking if you will vote for the Green Party?

@BladesBall @UmbreonCollectr @reformparty_uk Are you 🤔

@UmbreonCollectr @reformparty_uk Are you a real person ?

Has an arsenal season ticket , takes his son to the football , goes to the pub without PR , plays 5 a side , worked his entire life More in common with the working man than the grifters @reformparty_uk

@latimermcl @JackWDart Nailed it

Rammed! Well done London! Britain rejects the far right! 💪

@jockkkkkkkkkk @JackWDart @grok Thought pro Palestine bullshit was banned

@JackWDart @grok how is this Britain rejecting the far right?

Rodri knows his achievements at Manchester City are tainted by the 115 charges so wants to go to real football club and experience honest glory.

@Priceless_MCI @WelBeast 😆😆😆

@WelBeast Saka needs something as well he’s been here for 9 years

@aviv_lavi How did we’re going to win it all go? See Sunday 4-30pm

I’ve calmed down after yesterday’s defeat. All I ask is that when we beat City at the Etihad, we do kick-ups and rainbow flips. We’re going to all but win this league in their own backyard.

@NBCSports It’s pronounced Wearing even though spelt Waring

@UTD_Gorantt @cityzenken_ I’d rather sign Jordan Henderson Keep him

@cityzenken_ Option 3 Get Ugarte from Manchester United as replacement for Rodri and Nico 🤝

Which would you rather, Citizens? 1. Renew Rodri’s contract. So he doesn’t leave to Madrid for free. But Nico Gonzalez leaves at the end of the season because of “lack of game time”. 2. Trust Nico as Rodri’s successor next season and cash in on Rodri now before his contract expires. Meaning Rodri is sold at the end of the season, but Nico stays. Which are you choosing?

@Neccccy Oblivion

Into What !!!!

People keep talking about a mere points deduction for Man City. Imagine for a moment that you’re judging what they did and you came to the conclusion that… 1) They demonstrated a total lack of respect for the rules and instead, a total preparedness to cheat them. 2) Their cheating was on a massive scale that distorted the league’s integrity for years and continues to do so - they have become financially dominant through cheating. 3) They demonstrated a total disregard for the Premier League Board’s authority, undertaking costly law-fare wherever possible to make this a battle of financial attrition. 4) They have, in effect, unlimited resources. 5) The only way this came to light was because they made a mistake and allowed themselves to be hacked. An event unlikely to repeat itself. Then surely the implication is that they are a dangerous, rogue participant that is completely ungovernable and whose presence in the league completely undermines its integrity? Personally, I see very few workable solution to such a problem and none of them are a mere points deduction.