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No one has a purpose in life. Don’t listen to motivational speakers. We’re here for a while, no one knows the reason why. Just happily dance in your stage as you wait for your exit.

@_fels1 There is nothing to report about those things you’ve listed because the country went to the dogs

Kenyans really consume a lot of politics. I tried watching news today at 9 pm. The first 24 minutes of the broadcast was pure politics. Nothing about technology, investment, innovation, agriculture, education, healthcare, tourism, urbanization, etc.

@Calbrimorgan I didn’t know it is sexually transmitted

This is back in 2023, X influencer and incoming Kajiado women Rep Mercy Masai Neema ya Mungu ikikulocate

@stats_feed For the record

Who is the greatest footballer of all time?

@cucurella3 Cucu

Thank you 💙

@Erling What was he crying about?

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Ours is to bring you the news

@amerix ✅

If you want to be a successful business owner, first accept being an obedient employee. He who wants to lead must first accept being led.

@nikitabier Can you also welcome me here

In the last couple weeks, X has been joined by: Mark Zuckerberg Jensen Huang Denny’s Bernard Arnault Welcome to the global town square.

@gabrieloguda is a top baller. I, the coach, agree

@_KithureKindiki 2027 to our bro

Fake news

@_fels1 You are still in denial? Chesaa

In 2022 while campaigning for William,some of the most common platitudes that were always thrown at us on social media were: "Those are hired crowds" "Can't you see school buses" "They were paid 500 each" "Kula kwa Ruto, Kura kwa Baba" History doesn't repeat itself but it rhymes

@MissLingard14 Also this one. But the god of ibrahim isak and jakobo is not kamau i tell you

There Was a Time Ann Waiguru Was The Talk Of Town. At Some Point People Thought he might be the Deputy President of Kenya.

@GE_Albert5 The game, beautiful game

@CivilGuy5 Things i love to see. FB mzee!

If not here talking to myself, then I’m somewhere designing safe spaces.

@OchiengOdongoKE Thank you Ngire. Wuon Salin❌ Sifuna✅ Says the lord

@CivilGuy5 6,500

Kang’o Ka AKOTH- POLO FARM✅ A farmer is better than a DOKTA, simply bikos: a farmer FEEDS a DOKTA😭 Thank you vere much for your attention to this MATA🍊

@ivymuthe And are both thieves? Please confirm

Did you know that former U.S. President Barack Obama and former Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta are both 6'1" tall, both left-handed, and both born in 1961?

@xysist @cenas_j Yes Eng

@CivilGuy5 @cenas_j Very nice. Unafanya pia RC ?

2954. Good morning share your mjengo hustle we retweet.

@C_NyaKundiH The country is rotten from the head

The audacity of robbers nowadays, they don't even seal their identities.

@Entr_dawood Mnakaanga aje huku nje

"Officially 3 months celibate."

Shear is undefeated. No shortcuts