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@robertwr1ght @DurrantMark @BYUMBB Let’s go!!!

I’m Back 💙 @BYUMBB

@ko_fights__ Clearly trained, he tried multiple times to avoid violence. Excellent patience followed by a swift end to the threat without continuing the beat down once neutralized. Respect.

That Jackie Chan punch was so fast, I had to slow it down to see it

@Fights_bro These boys fathers failed them. They both deserved to go lights out. They’ll understand someday when they have a wife

Short dude went crazy after these 2 young guys slapped his wife's butt

@StingrGolf lol 😂

Not a great day on the golf course 💀

@stephenasmith And he won 🥇

Watching my golf and seeing Rory McILROY falling about by the seams. Bad enough he lost a 6-Shot lead on Saturday, walking into Sunday as a co-leader, but now he’s missing gimme’s, surrending the lead to Cameron Young, who’s now got a 2-Shot lead. Not Good. Not Good at all

@TheMasters Would love to see Rose get this one. He deserves it

With three birdies in a row, Justin Rose extends his lead to two. #themasters

@ClownWorld Just like pit bulls, except people die

A house cat attacked its owner out of nowhere, leaving her shocked. This is misdirected aggression. Unfamiliar scents, sudden movements, loud noises. People forget cats aren't fully domesticated. They just tolerate us until something flips.

@KVN_03 Not just getting up that doesn’t bother me, it’s the ones who get up and run up the isle to get to the front

What’s something that just gets under your skin but in reality isn’t that big of a deal… people that get up after an airplane lands has to be top 5 annoying things! What are other top 5 things? Clapping after a movie?! Why clap? Am I just a grinch?

@BrettBreakerZ @SamuelMelton5 Moses encounters a bush that is on fire but not consumed, and God speaks to him through it. Onan doesn’t take his brothers widow to marry so God killed him.

@SamuelMelton5 Balaam talking to his talking donkey...

LDS is not Christianity. ✅ It's a comic book religion.

@TrainaStrong @CryptoMikli You know a pastor that truly is for God when you meet them because they truly do live a humble life. Or they have full-time careers where they make their money they have nothing to do with the word of God.

@CryptoMikli Why do people think pastors don’t deserve to make a good living?

Joel Osteen says he doesn’t buy expensive things, just owns a “nice” house “No, nothing like that. I have a nice house here that we built, but I made that money through real estate. I’ve got a pool, a workout room, and about two acres of land”

@TrainaStrong @CryptoMikli Because Jesus taught against it to his apostles…Matthew 6:19–24, Jesus says:“Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth…” “You cannot serve both God and money.” This makes it clear that wealth can compete with devotion to God. He is profiting off the word

@Big_Stack_Jack @iMessaage_ 💯

@iMessaage_ Cop says it’s not her fault…. No sir, it was 100% her fault and his buddy.

رجل من كاليفورنيا اسمه ماكس تزوج امرأة وبعد فترة اتت لة رحلة عمل وسافر وعندما عاد لمزلة وجد زوجتة وصديقه المقرب فجن جنونه واخرج السـ لاح وهددهم بإنة سوف ينهي حياته ولكن لحسن الحظ تواصلت زوجتة بالشرطة سرا دون ان تبين لة وبعد تهدأت الوضع هذا الذي صار

@iMessaage_ It was her fault. She’s messed up for that. Cheaters are scum of the earth

@VincentOshana @GavinNewsom

I am officially endorsing @GavinNewsom for president in 2028. A proven winner. Nobody does homelessness, crime, fraud, and $8 gas better. And any man willing to sleep with his best friend’s wife clearly has the character to lead America. Let’s take California national. 🇺🇸

@benonwine All the time. My office is my truck. I eat by myself every week, admittedly I prefer it most of the time.

This young man went out for a meal by himself. He said: ‘You don’t know lonely until you have to take yourself for that meal alone because sitting in a room with strangers is better than sitting in your own thoughts in an empty room’ 😔 Would you go to a restaurant by yourself?

@Matt_Pinner Nope 20%

YES or NO?

@HansFiene This is definitely true, i’ve also noticed when I talk to people by the way they present themselves and the feeling I get that there are probably LDS and more often than not. I’m right. Being a peculiar people is pretty awesome.

Mormon physiognomy is a real thing. Having grown up in Utah, I can spot a Mormon at 50 yards. I did this on my honeymoon. My wife and I were holding the cruise ship elevator for a couple coming down the hallway and I told my wife "they're Mormons" and she said "how do you know," and I said "by looking at them" and she said "you can't tell if someone is Mormon just by looking at them" and I said "yes I can" and then they got in the elevator and I asked where they were from and they were from Utah and he had just finished his mission.

@aktofl3690 @NFL_DovKleiman I’m not a professional athlete just someone who’s worked out for 20 years 205 for reps was a milestone sophomore year of high school

@NFL_DovKleiman Four reps at 205 for a professional athlete is not impressive whatsoever

Scary: Browns superstar QB Shedeur Sanders benching 205 pounds with EASE. Shedeur has put on a serious amount of muscle this offseason. Many people don’t realize how hard this is. 🤯🤯🤯

Nearly 2000 years ago, Palm Sunday marked the beginning of the last week of the mortal ministry of Jesus Christ. Scriptures tell us that the week began with throngs standing at the gates of the city to see “Jesus the prophet of Nazareth of Galilee” (Matthew 21:11). Though we do not stand at the gates of Jerusalem today with palms in our hands, the time will come when “all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, [will stand] before the throne, and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palms in their hands” (Revelation 7:9). #GreaterLove

@DeeWestMoney @TaraBull Or she cheated on him and is mad she’s being held accountable

@TaraBull He must have cheated on her. Women don’t get mad for no reason.

A man allowed his Ex to use his Tesla to move out some of her belongings. This is what surveillance video caught