Glynn 'Clappo' Quelch 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇪🇪

Well that's it, 5030km travelled over about 150hrs and mum wasn't there waiting for me. I carried my trophies and blow up doll for nothing, well no we had a pleasant trip. 100% would recommend store.steampowered.com/app/1017180/Th…

@benswrite Im not three bad for a Monday.

Just checking in, we all good? How's your day?

@YourAnonTV says Sally from Norfolk on page 3

🚨⚡️BREAKING: Iran’s new leader has been put on a life support machine and is now unable to breathe unaided - The Sun

@TheWildeyBeast @DanielHatt1982 @NoContextBrits Yup en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jitty

@DanielHatt1982 @Clappo7 @NoContextBrits Gitty is Midlands speak, I never knew

What do you call this?

@DanielHatt1982 @NoContextBrits Im in the Mansfield/Chesterfield area of Notts/Derbys border. We share more than a few linguistic trends i think (duck etc)

@Clappo7 @NoContextBrits Heard jitty in burton on trent before

@Apogee_Ent .....oh wait you said beat, not beat me....oh

What’s the hardest platformer you ever beat?

@NoContextBrits Its like a theme park replica of a pub

@asha_shar with added copilot

Great start to the morning with Team Xbox, where we talked about our commitment to the return of Xbox including Project Helix, the code name for our next generation console. Project Helix will lead in performance and play your Xbox and PC games. Looking forward to chatting about this more with partners and studios at my first GDC next week!

Woo the plum trees blossom is coming out, a little span where this tree starts and the cherry tree next to follows

@EnvAgencyMids Was this reported anywhere? I cant find anything online. How long had it been happening for??

Good news for water quality in this Town Brook tributary in Hucknall, Notts. Severn Trent Water has shut the storm sewage overflow pipe. We checked it has been correctly sealed off with concrete, and used green dye to confirm the wastewater now discharges into the sewer network.

@Rebel44CZ They even tried to make the following feed a fucking algorithmic mess.

People should be using the chronological timeline (not that "for you" garbage) and lists - people should have learned this a long time ago...

🇵🇱 Poland is fully prepared to welcome Russian aggressors if they decide to test the strength of Poland's retaliation.

@Listek33 @nexta_tv What his wife and her families business empires will do fine out of this, I'm sure...

@nexta_tv this is joke🤣🤣🤣🤣

⚡️ Ex-UK Minister Rishi Sunak Becomes Advisor to Zelensky, Reports The Independent Rishi Sunak, former UK Minister, has joined the group advising President Zelensky on economic reconstruction. He will help Ukraine rebuild its economy, attract investments in defense, and strengthen energy resilience ahead of the coming winter.

@marcusdburnette Nope I'd want a cli command, or have it done in a queue process.

If you wanted to optimize 1000 images in your #WordPress site - JPG to webP - but you had to keep the tab open to do so, is that a deal-breaker?

@hntprz @YourAnonOne for context Prince Nonce = Old Sausage Fingers (aka the king) Brother Prince of Darkness = Peter Mandelson

@hntprz @YourAnonOne for what? Prince Nonce and the Prince of Darkness were arrested for passing sensitive gov information to Epstein.

BREAKING: Bill Gates apologizes to his foundation staff for ties to Jeffrey Epstein, says "I did nothing illicit. I saw nothing illicit.", WSJ

@troll4Youhaha @ALW65WTOAL @tedlieu What, you're trying to say that even simple things like resistors have insanely complicated supply chains? If computing supply chains are this simple, it can all be done in one place with a few financial incentives 😏 aisupplychain.vercel.app

@ALW65WTOAL @tedlieu You understand what tariffs do? With tariffs it's cheaper to IMPORT a dell laptop than build it in the US because you have to source components from China. The sum of the parts + tariffs is more than the just importing the finish good Are all white people this bad at math?

If you believe foreign countries pay the trump tariffs, then you are either stupid or in a cult. #SOTU2026

@revenant_MMXX @SilverKase @o_sneedy @mattforney You mean Gloom clones right??? right!

@SilverKase @o_sneedy @mattforney Turbo Overkill is hot garbage. Epic Ultrakill clone #2742

HALO is a mediocre game that only got attention because it was Baby's First FPS for console dorks. Everything it did had already been done by PC shooters like HALF-LIFE or NO ONE LIVES FOREVER, but better (which is why HALO was ignored when it was released on PC).

@nexta_tv Best not to think of all the people that could have done literally anything in your hotel room or air B&B

🤢🤮Travel influencer Tara Woodcox has landed in a social media backlash after posting a video showing how she washes her underwear using a... hotel coffeemaker In the widely shared clip, Woodcox presents what she calls a “travel hack”: placing underwear in the machine’s filter compartment, running hot water through a brew cycle, and then drying the garments with a hotel hairdryer. She reportedly said the idea came from a flight attendant friend. The video quickly went viral, drawing thousands of shares and sparking debate about hygiene and hotel etiquette. Many viewers called the practice “unhygienic,” raising concerns that other guests could unknowingly use the same machine to make coffee afterward. The controversy has also revived broader discussions about how thoroughly hotel appliances are cleaned between guests, with some users saying they would avoid in-room coffeemakers altogether after watching the clip.