Al Gabes

@John_Here Did you find my shoe from #kaiandemilyupinsmoke?

@hhannon The cat's away, the mouse will play!!! #ClassicKaiAndEmilyUpInSmokeGABES #Freedom #ShoelessJoeJackson

Accidentally inserted finger in butt whilst wiping!!!! #YOLO

@kel4000 you have upped your twitter game since that tangential article! #aretheycalledarticles?

Someone stole my #Linkedin password! #Firstworldproblems

I can't wait to be killin' it in June. Call this the Donna Summer

Great Brunch with @hhannon !!! I can't believe she drank all the syrup. That's ma GRRRLLL!!!!!

I didn't know Miss Hannon's alter-sex ego was going to be performing at #RTG? #Howler!!!

*Hanson

I think three was enough to prove you weren't actually a woman, Taylor Hansen. celebritybabies.people.com/2012/04/18/tay…

#ChokeMasturbating to this #Yankees - #Twins game!!! #RIPDavidCarradine

2012! 2012! 20-Fucking -12!!!!! #mnstorms @pauldouglas #SvenSaveUs

@maxoselim @RobbENel @AndrewGranias I just got Bridesmaids on Blu-ray! This bachelor party is going to be epic!!!

I am good enough, Smart enough, and doggone it, people like me! #cryinginside

Sun is shining, the weather is sweet now. Make you want to move your dancing feet. - #BobMarley

Reggaeton is NOT a city in Jamaica? WTF mate??? #ClassicGabes

#happybirthdaycelinedion !!!!!!!!!!

@hhannon Who's Drake? Does he make CoffeeCake? #ClassicGabes

Send me a DM if you want to see a pic of my latest BM.

Chipotle and Light Beer. It's like NiagaraFall in this bathroom! @hhannon is getting in the #barrel.