Maximilian Selim

@CHSMNBASEBALL go get 'em today guys! You better still be undefeated by the time I get back. Sending good vibes your way.

@HardcoreHistory I have to drive 30 hours in the next three days. Please tell me Blue Print for Armageddon is about to be released!

@harveysparkes what about Touching the Void and Into Eternity?

@MatthewBerryTMR I'm confused after listening to the BS Report and reading your bold predictions on ESPN. Should I keep Spiller or Ray Rice?

@homelessryank boring-er tweet, bro.

@MirkoCrosby not sure. I saw a few on EXRs website. Did you sign with SMU last month?

@MirkoCrosby Here's the finished piece from the EXR shoot. It was a lot of work to make it look sunny! youtube.com/watch?feature=…

@homelessryank by 'art' do you mean gangsta rap? Any triple entendres coming our way?

@JoeRoganExp a formal request to get Ray Kurzweil on the show with @duncantrussell. I (and thousands of others) would be so stooookkked.

@ClayMatthews52 says @AdrianPeterson won't go off for 200 today. Way to go out on a limb, Clay. #Vikings #cantstopwontstop

@duncantrussell Simulation theory, condensed, clarified, and irrefutable: philosophybites.libsyn.com/webpage?search… #keepblowingmymind

@DBolelli can't wait. Keep blowing my mind.

@DBolelli when do we get the second episode of Drunken Taoist?

Being a Minnesota sports fan is a dismal experience.

What the fuck is a Twitter?