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Her: come to the dorms👅 Him: I can't, I don't have a car Her: my roommates aren't home 🤫 Him:

@elonmusk Trimming rune armour

Maybe she clicked on the “send me 1 btc, I send you 2btc” email 😂

If your commercial has a doorbell in it I’m automatically not buying shit and immediately hate your brand

Hi wanna come over and listen to each others Spotify wrapped and drink beer

It hurts because it mattered

@Subtronics will you please show memes on your phone today

@SCEE_13 I need a library of this type of content

Phone thief caught at #Basspod stage at #EDCLV

@NOHA2700 Proud of you friend.

Mega proud of myself and how I’ve handled life lately, it’s kicked my ass but I’ve also been kicking ass and it feels good :)

@JagexSupport Please review UIM Vinnies ban. He’s an UIM and we’re not sure how someone who’s an UIM can be banned for RWT. Looking for any type of help and support on this!

Gonna sit outside and stare at the clouds today and no one can stop me

@nm_chey What is the appropriate action to take in this situation?

New ick dropped: When he’s sitting on the couch and he lifts his feet up so I can vacuum

If you wear sandals on a plane you should have to register on a list

@foerill I mean that song is a banger

@ClawTheSun Top artist was money bag yo and too song was Natasha bedingfield unwritten 🫠

Did y’all’s Spotify wrapped seem.. off?

@Rainmaker1973 @insomniacgames EDCO?

This virtual wall using laser and smoke gives the impression of passing through a portal twitter.com/Levandov_2/sta…

@AndreezyDrizzle Send vids of Alesso. Especially if he plays tilted towers

I’m sorry PHX homies. I’m going to Chuco Town to shake my ass to Wax Motiff, Meduza and Alesso with the Salud Crew! 🤪🍾

Should I full send day 2 of Brightside since Excision cancelled? 👀😂

@Dexerto Both these stores a front for the mafia

Arby’s parent company is reportedly set to buy Subway for $9.6 billion

@Sam_DAmic0 Sir nerd

Things I’ll pay a premium for as an adult: A dishwasher that doesn’t leave water in the Tupperware lids