
Claye
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Claye
@ClayeNFT
Founder 🧠 Collector 🎨 Full time degenerate🫠


So I guess the dick’s outta the bag? What a load of spam. Let me tell you a little 🤏 story. ~6 months ago: “Hey @rot13maxi, you should inscribe a collection under the dickbutt. Call it DickBits.” “You know… that little dick that hangs out the butt—no one ever talks about that bit.” “Just the bit?” “Dick yeah.” — “Hey @rot13maxi, do you like this avocado dickbit I made? He’s called Avocockdo. 8-bit. Bitcoin. Bit much?” “I buy.” From that moment on, I drew dicks in all my spare time—like that kid from Superbad. I had dicks on the brain. I have a wife and kids. And now? A deeply unhealthy obsession with drawing pixelated penises. I’d draw at 1am. Sometimes I’d crank out 3 or 4 in a row. At dinner: “Bruce Wang!” At brekky: “Jizzmo!” During meetings, I’d whisper: “Micro Saylor…” For 6 months, it was just dicks. 210 in total. That’s more than a dick a day. Have I set a record? Am I the new Bonnie Blue Balls? What have I be-cum? See, it took effort not to write cum there. But it happened. Muscle memory. Like a post-nut tweet. Anyway. Today, @rot13maxi chucked these DickBits in the pool (Cover Photo: Bad Swimmers) at a filthy 0.69 sats/vb. I thought: “No way a miner’s taking that load.” But BAM. 210 DickBits. Splashed straight onto your screens. Wham. Spam. Thank you, ma’am. And just like that, the bag is empty. The bits are out. We might sell them. We might hold them. But go enjoy them. They’re fun, stupid, and surprisingly tough to erase from your mental search history. You might just becum (ffs) obsessed too. 🍆🍑💦

when you show up to the group chat everyday and are still left out of the bundle




BREAKING: @OrdinalMaxiBiz inscribed a “ROSS FREE” white eyes OMB on a quintuple satribute Block 9 Palindrome sat → ord.io/83311952












