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@_maganga__ @drestaman @BeingXam @truthfulman__ @TeyaKevin @bomboluly @OfficialGMFC exactly that is the point. If you can't manage to be in the top flight consistently then you can't talk like you're better than perennial top flight winners.

@Clements_malit @drestaman @BeingXam @truthfulman__ @TeyaKevin @bomboluly @OfficialGMFC How many years in the top flight??

We are not jealous of Gor Mahia going to CAF. We are SCARED. Scared for Kenya. Scared for East Africa. Scared for the continent. Because history does not lie. Gor Mahia in CAF is not a qualification story. It is a recurring nightmare. Al Ahly beat you 3-0 AT HOME. Then you....

@Arnolllldyy @_maganga__ @drestaman @BeingXam @truthfulman__ @TeyaKevin @bomboluly @OfficialGMFC they are busy yapping not knowing Gor is the only team in Kenya with a form of continental history. The rest are garbage.

@Clements_malit @_maganga__ @drestaman @BeingXam @truthfulman__ @TeyaKevin @bomboluly @OfficialGMFC 😂😂😂hiyo team yake ata top 4 haiko na anaongelea CAF

@_maganga__ @drestaman @BeingXam @truthfulman__ @TeyaKevin @bomboluly @OfficialGMFC Since 1984. Time fc

@drestaman @BeingXam @truthfulman__ @TeyaKevin @bomboluly @OfficialGMFC Give us time😂🫴

@bomboluly If only Gor had more lethal lads upfront

Police got the best squad from the goalkeeper to no 9. Next season they'll go for the league. #footballke

@SomoinaKapeen If someone is from a filthy rich family like you, it's slavery. For others, this slavery is better than slavery of poverty. Allow.

Mtoto😭😭 emancipate yourself from mental slavery!!!!

@TeyaKevin This engagement farming is why your account was suspended. You are a journalist who understands the rules of the game and shouldn't be asking such things. Anyway, Gor wanabebwa.

The contentious winning goal for AFC Leopards against Mara Sugar FC. Was it onside or offside?

@ivymuthe Choose your poison. It's either this for the "non-brainwashed" or the other one for the "brainwashed" . You can't be offended by both!

When did TSC change the teachers' code of dressing? In our time in school, teachers were dressing like Owuor's brainwashed followers.

@korir_raphael @Kenyans What investigations? 🤣

@Kenyans The attack happened in the Beer Awayon area, along the route to Arabia village in Lafey Constituency, Mandera County, Kenya. Gunmen ambushed a 14-seater matatu, killing 6 people. Investigations are ongoing.

6 Killed After Gunmen Ambush 14-Seater Matatu in Mandera

@Wafunya @Mr_BigMan01 golden reply. At one point I vowed never to buy a phone for more than 20k, only to find myself coughing out 50k for a phone this yr

@Mr_BigMan01 Tax bracket ikipanda utajipata tu ukitumia ata 30k kwa viatu.

Bought mine at Ksh 11,500 in New Delhi back in December 2022.

@MulwaLilia41141 @Gustavo__254 Hello. It seems you have some insights into this. Could you possibly offer more information to me via DM?

@Gustavo__254 No need to come to Australia as a student if you have a diploma or degree. You need to have a minimum of 1 year work experience though.

Ni nini unaeza uza kwenu ikulete Australia? Kaa iko uza you will never regret. Australia is a game changer

@__Aswani__ Psg

The following teams dont own a stadium btw 😂 Kaizer chiefs , pirates , sundowns, Club Africain ,Raja Casablanca ,Wydad , Asante Kotoko. So Gor mahia na Afc leopards ndio shida??😂

@TrossOtieno Let's say Gor owned a stadium in this case. How would that affect bad facilities in an AWAY match? Would Gor go back to their stadium, change and come back for an away game?

Unatu lecture kama nani ,ati Who are we 😂

@HappyBirya @ZARATESA @MaurineNdindin @KenyanSays No. He couldn't afford it. That's why he took it on loan.

@ZARATESA @MaurineNdindin @KenyanSays He could afford it then. Definately something happened, people loose jobs, you have bills to pay and family to take care of. Easy to speak out😂😂

A young man emotionally surrendered his car to NCBA after failing to keep up with the car loan repayments. Instead of waiting for auctioneers to repossess it, he decided to surrender it himself.

@KiusyaVictor @Masta_Nor @KyaloIntel once your money sinks into that privacy, automatically it's revealed to you. It's delaying the inevitable. Let them just disclose the f*viking sh*!t beforehand.

@Masta_Nor @KyaloIntel That is infringing personal privacy, if a person has fuliza it's private life.

A Nairobi lady has sued Safaricom PLC after her KSh 2,700, mistakenly sent via M-Pesa, was used to offset the recipient’s Fuliza debt. Her reversal request was declined. She has now moved to the High Court challenging that policy as unconstitutional. When I send money to someone, my intention is clear that I am transferring funds to THAT person. I am not entering into a contract with Safaricom to help them recover loans. I am not agreeing to become a guarantor. I am not volunteering to settle another adult’s overdraft. How then does my money automatically clear someone else’s debt without my consent? We must be very careful as a country not to normalise silent policies that shift financial burdens to third parties. Digital convenience should not override basic principles of fairness and property rights. Yes, the recipient may have agreed to Fuliza terms. But I did not.And this is the core issue. If money is mistakenly sent and reversal is denied because it has already been swallowed by a debt recovery system, then we are creating a dangerous precedent one where corporations quietly prioritise loan recovery over consumer protection. At the very least, there should be a clear warning before completing a transaction:“The recipient has an outstanding Fuliza balance. Funds may be used to offset debt. Proceed?” This case is bigger than 2,700 shillings. It is about how far automated financial systems can go without violating basic rights.

@Gwangista @Kamau266 🤣

@Kamau266 Lakini hhapo kiatu ndo noma tu

What is the idea behind awa vijana wa forex kuvaa kama mafala.

@KaberiaCommoner 😂 more like "promising" and not "threatening"

His thugs are my dm threatening to hurt me.

Eric Latiff: How will you address the water shortage menace in the city? Babu: I will build two more dams. And this will be done through the cooperation agreement with the national government. Eric Latiff: That is what Governor Sakaja Johnson did and increased additional 140m litres of waters to residents through the Northern Collector Tunnel project. Remember, it was through the cooperation agreement signed with the National Government that you said it was illegal. Babu: That cooperation is illegal, balderdash, and immature. Eric latiff: But you have just said that you intend to build two more dams through the same cooperation with the national government. Babu: Latiff, do you know I have 5 degrees and 6 diplomas. A woman who leaves a man with a vision for a man with a television will soon watch a man with a vision in her husband's television.

@tii_bag @exceleunnah254 11/10 in your books?

@exceleunnah254 Can be messy but I rate them higher than bananas actually

Bananas are such convenient fruits like no chopping or washing needed, not sticky, no juice dripping around and they come with their own biodegradable packaging. A 10/10 in my books

@MMAGOON3R @WelBeast The law must reflect the wishes of the majority in the society. These "laws" protecting greedy corporates must be rejected!

If he sets up a GofundMe to raise the £2.35M I’ll gladly chip in and rally others to do so as well. No one should go to prison for making the game affordable and accessible to everyone. The only reason he’s going to jail is because he took profits off greedy broadcasters.

@sine_gubula @Tobs_fc good at what exactly?

@Tobs_fc Don't lie. This boy is good.

Zero technicality. Just endless runs to impress daddy.

@realsundayke @KaberiaCommoner 🤣 inaghulwa

@KaberiaCommoner Mimi si fundi lakini cost of bricks vary by county mostly depending on the distance from the quary. Uko kwetu Shamahoho brick moja ni very expensive upto 90 shilling a piece.

Full cost of building a 3 bedroom bungalow in Kenya is Ksh 400,000 only. Usiibiwe.