HAPPY BIRYA

@alexmwanzo Hii project would make sense kuondoa slums kwa jiji. But ni legacy ya upuuzi. Funded by taxpayers but wanataka more budget to scoop. Inauma sana

Nliona affordable housing kapsabet bwana Kapsabet where everyones home has a river and is clean But we need 400b to sustain it yet people are told to buy the houses Am confused .

@moneyacademyKE Ina lazima gani? This project would be effective kutoa slums in the city. But Wote, Bungoma, Siaya et al, kuna any housing problem? Damn man hawa watu

Kenya's government now says it requires nearly Sh400 billion annually to sustain the affordable housing programme.

@BonieGee @VictorMakau17 @McaTricky Voters have responsibility, yes. But systems also influence outcomes. When parties, money, tribal loyalty and incumbency dominate politics, the same failed leaders keep returning. That’s why reforms matter.

@BonieGee @VictorMakau17 @McaTricky Okay then. Why do you think there is a possibility some of the failed mps, mcas, sen, gov still will be re elected? Its a system problem.

You step outside Kenya for a second, then you will understand how day in-day out political atmosphere can choke a society. Greedy politicians will never do any good to a country . NEVER

@VictorMakau17 @McaTricky Because they gatekeep system reforms leaving the population with only them as the choice.

@McaTricky Have never understood how we keep blaming politicians all the time. The people who should be blamed are the kenyan voters...they are the people who elect these politicians in the positions of leadership...Democracy does not work with ignorant and poorly enlightened voters!

@JCarhire Actually overlappers think they are saving time, they actually create more traffic than save time. If we observe lane discipline and a little common sense, conjestion will automatically be reduced and accidents will tremendously halt. Importantly merging patiently.

Sometimes patience is good. This evening hapo Kiambu Road, traffic ilikuwa imejam vibaya. You know that kind of jam where even Google Maps gives up and starts suggesting prayer as an alternative route? So this one motorist decided, “Mimi siwezi kaa hapa.” Akaona gap mahali hakuna road, hakuna exit, hakuna future… but confidence ilikuwa mingi. Akaingia hapo na nguvu za main character. Wueh. Before we even processed what was happening, guy had brushed wire ya stima. The wires zikashake mpaka sisi wote kwa jam tukanyamaza kidogo. For a second I thought tumekuwa connected to WiFi ya Sayuni direct. Password: “Patience123” 😭😭 Everyone froze. Even the matatu guys who normally have opinions about everything were quiet. Thank God nothing serious happened. The only casualty was side mirror. Hiyo ndiyo imeokotwa kama evidence ya “shortcuts are not always short.” Sometimes just sit in traffic like the rest of us. Haraka haraka inaweza kukupeleka places you did not apply for.

@thedonM4 @thisweaverbird @WashiraX Legal fees though. Not the entire amount. Probably mhindi thought hizo proceeds ni za kampuni pia😂😂

@thisweaverbird @WashiraX Tuwache story za jaba please soma kuelewa not to speak. The court awarded the lawyer.

@FabrizioRomano 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

🚨 Mikel Arteta: “Sometimes I've been crictical with the referees or doubting consistency. Today they took a brave decision”. “When you look at it with clarity it's very clear that is a FOUL and a right decision. So, thank you.”.

@Mghazake He had to have it all 1st, for it to have no meaning😁

This guy is Patrick Njoroge former governor of CBK, Naskia hana bibi wala watoto he has no bank account all his money goes to charity. I don't know why he chose that kind of life.🤔

@njemaearth @KURAroads @KarauriR How did your suspension take it?

I heard someone say that “Kenyan roads are meant to destroy cars” @KURAroads shame on you. @KarauriR shame on you for the shitty road and million potholes in your constituency. This is a 60,000/- worth tire destroyed.

@ZARATESA @Clements_malit @MaurineNdindin @KenyanSays 😂😂😂😂😂make google your friend anf google my name bro

@HappyBirya @Clements_malit @MaurineNdindin @KenyanSays Endelea Kuwa na poverty mindset

A young man emotionally surrendered his car to NCBA after failing to keep up with the car loan repayments. Instead of waiting for auctioneers to repossess it, he decided to surrender it himself.

@ZARATESA @Clements_malit @MaurineNdindin @KenyanSays 😂😂😂Endelea kununua gari za auction.

@HappyBirya @Clements_malit @MaurineNdindin @KenyanSays Jidiishi msee

Whoever started reposting these fake promise posts abarikiwe zaidi

@ZARATESA @Clements_malit @MaurineNdindin @KenyanSays 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that is financial management unasema. Not asset financing. Tutaenda back and forth but you have been giving advice instead of debating matters asset financing. Unaongea tu fwaaaaa

@HappyBirya @Clements_malit @MaurineNdindin @KenyanSays Fanya hivi boss dont buy what you cannot afford to finance,man's has been auctioned because he could not keep up with cost of financing German machine,his now depressed and you seem more hurt than him.I dont have to explain ish to you visit car yards across the city and learn.

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.. #RutoMustGo

@ZARATESA @Clements_malit @MaurineNdindin @KenyanSays Hii ni advice unasema nimekuelewa but far away from how financing works. Una confuse financial discipline na how asset financing works.

@HappyBirya @Clements_malit @MaurineNdindin @KenyanSays Do not buy a car over 1 m with a catch of 70 % or 80% financing...if you cannot raise 70% when the car is above 1 m you are most likely to default if you dont have disposable income.Fuga 2012 raised 70% against a cost of 1 mill.Side hustle 50 k + net payslip 80k- 10k(monthly)

@ZARATESA @Clements_malit @MaurineNdindin @KenyanSays You are mixing facts. Re read your statement again.

@HappyBirya @Clements_malit @MaurineNdindin @KenyanSays Nyef nyef excuses are not edible.Folks who finance German machines successfully do it through businesses they own...when the income is received through the bank that finances the unit .Get access to auction yards via email notifications you'll find out how many cars are auctioned

@ZARATESA @Clements_malit @MaurineNdindin @KenyanSays Asset financing through a business? 😂😂😂. You mean collateral for a loan? Thats different from asset financing. The asset itself is the security. Stay guided

@fit_ermined What the guy has done in 4 years will permanently affect our generation. When it all comes crumbling, we will be at a point of no return, atleast for us. The money used does not match the money we owe. Accountability is the biggest undoing of us all.

The point of winning is to remove Ruto? Please explain to me how just removing him solves our problems.