@Mimi254_Ela kama watoto wa mike sonko wanagraduate huko with distinction unajaribu kutuuzia uoga bana
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Roy Makenzi
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Roy Makenzi
@Cleophas93
Scrum Product Owner|Security
Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Temmuz 2012
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@dylanyn3i @mbiti_mwondi Mbona kukua mjinga hadharani? Why should you care about who carries yourvdead body? At the end ofvthe day it will still be carried
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@mbiti_mwondi Hao broke friends ndo hukam mazishi carrying your casket.
None of ur rich friends will even touch it.
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Don’t go to Alfakeer Thieves everywhere just work hard and remain west of moi Avenue. Don’t even go checking on your broke friends you left behind!
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@lawrencekitema Since we are the product of their marriages, we have seen how it is a shitshow, that is why we are looking outside for any positive signs.
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Your parents have been married for close to 30 years. You don’t see them as role models for marriage, but two social media couples who got married and divorced in less than two years are making you scared to get married. You see that you don’t have sense.
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@hon_wamuchomba you are blogging too much. Kikuyus already made up their mind. they know who not to vote for
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Ruto hates Kikuyus so much thats why.......
He's dualing Kiambuu road .
He is upgrading Gikomba which benefits traders many of whom are from murima.
Reviving the coffee sector through reforms and paying Debt waivers for societies and funds like the Cherry Advance Revolving Fund and building Eco-pulpers in coffee factories like Gathiru-ini coffee factory.
Hundreds of kilometres of maumau roads almost complete.
He is building markets and student hostels across mount Kenya.
He is building a stadium in Muran'ga,Thika and hostels at MVTI, Githunguri TVC , Juja TVC.
Affordable housing in almost every constituency across Mt Kenya.
Completion of Kennol- Marua carriageway and extension to Nyeri town .
Mwai Kibaki Teaching and referral hospital in Nyeri and
Githunguri Level 5 hospital.
He has finally unlocked trade and exportation of Tea,Coffee, avocadoe,macadamia to China.
And someone is convincing mrima that Ruto is worst President EVER ?
Or he must be a kikuyu to be NICE ?
Call me a Gakunia again ........
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@LlewellynOuya But honestly mbiti is right. Sex has always been a transactional activity between two adults.
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You think being a nurse is an insult? I have done Actuarial Science with IT, CPA and Medicine & Surgery.. huwezi niingilia mambo ya IQ juu umezoea kuona watu nikama kila mtu ako na low IQ. Enda tetea umalaya na huko
Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD@mbiti_mwondi
This is why you need to go back and finish your nursing degree, thieves and murderers ni same as a lady wanting to get fucked? How many prostitutes are in Lang’ata women vs Murderers and thieves? You’re as stupid as they come. Go read books and understand that sex transactional or not is someone’s right and any woman can choose to be a hoe if she so wishes !
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Leopard Keeps a Baby Warthog Just Out of Reach in a Wild Display of Control. That grip is no joke! 💔
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@gabrieloguda Lakini kama bado unaimba baba hoping for some pitty utaona shida.
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Live from Kendu Bay town. If you know you've at one time betrayed Baba Raila Amolo Odinga when he needed you the most, the warning bells have been sounded. We're coming for you.
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Some three weeks back, i visited Jangwani Camp in Sagana. Mode of Transport: Roam Electric. Pitched my tent right next to the river. It was a nice and beautiful place. The staff their allowed me to charge the batteries of my bike.
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Huyu mama huwa ukimuangalia as she goes about her campaign you can just tell from her face she doesn't give a fuck about those people or their problems.
The Kenyan Vigilante@KenyanSays
Citizen TV news anchor Lulu Hassan with Mombasa boxers. Lulu, who is set to leave the news scene to join politics, is said to be eyeing either the Mombasa Woman Representative seat or the Mvita parliamentary seat.
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@gabrieloguda haha mzee you have bigger problems to deal with pale ODM . Ruto is about to show you and your ilk dust
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Here your favourite aura man asking Kenyans complaining about high fuel prices to call Russia and Ukraine instead of bothering him with noise.
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@Ochorakot Ni kama unajitext boiz😂
Your rhythm of typing & 'hers' look similar. Spacing, punctuation and everything else.
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Huyu jirani mwenye mliniambia nigonge sahii nimeingia taabani. Long distance wangu alikuja jana. So kuenda class nikamshow akitoka kwa nyumba akirudi asiache slippers nje. But fala akaziacha sasa jirani ameziona. Acha mimi nizime simu waelewane kama watanipenda wote ama wananiacha wote
Ochora🇰🇪☆, KC@Ochorakot
Kuna neighbour wangu dem mwenye amehamia juzi kwa hii our expensive apartment. Nikiosha vyombo huwa namuona akiingia ama akitoka. Ameknock akiniuliza kama niko na bangi nimuuzie. Roho haijai dunda hivi buana. Kwani mtu akiwa mweusi inamaanisha anauza bangi? Anyway sahii namchoma hapa ashaniambia anasikia njaa anataka nimpikie. Nataka kufungua my expensive fridge nilimtolee kuku nilimarrinate jana but sikupika juu nilikua hosi nikatoka late. Huyu leo atatiiii.
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@gabrieloguda Oguda is just fighting for his survival. You think that by being loud Ruto will save your a$$
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Those who stood by Baba Raila Amolo Odinga are known, they have names and history to back it up.
The same is true for those who abandoned him at his greatest hour and profited from his misery.
We thank Azimio TV for publishing this declassified video from the 2007 presidential elections campaign.
In 2027, there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Hapa kwa barabara mambo haijachemka sana, the daughter of Jezebel amepiga sherehe mbaya sana hajui ako nchi gani... the bodaboda guy amesema amelipwa 500 kama sii dooh, hangejaribu
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@gabrieloguda young man, you are trying to deflect from the real problem sindio? Focus on the part!!! Chesaaa
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They wrote to all African Heads of State cautioning them against voting for Baba Raila Amolo Odinga for AU Commission Chair. The same courtesy was not extended to Uhuru Kenyatta in his nomination as peace envoy and facilitator for the East African Community (EAC)-led Nairobi Peace Process.
They wrote to Min Piny discouraging her from taking up an envoy assignment to represent the country she loves. The same courtesy was not extended to Supreme Court Justice Njoki Ndungu upon her nomination to the International Criminal Court.
They're now writing to Oga Obinna cautioning him against visiting State House to highlight the plight of boxing as a sport in Kenya. The same courtesy was not extended to Truphena Muthoni when she visited State House to explain how it was possible to hug a tree in record time.
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@gladyswanga Stop focusing on Gachagua, your party has bigger problems to deal with
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Statement on the reckless and tribal outbursts by impeached former Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua
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@SokoAnalyst i would have taken this post seriously, shida ni most of the things you post are jaba tales
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It is aledged that a senior elected politician has forced the owners of TRM to sell it to them. They have been told to float the sale to the public to make it look legitimate. Failure to do so, will result in catastrophic actions against their entire businesses.
I have no comment.
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@shobanes Nikona swali😂.
Purpose ya education is to build knowledge and critical thinking.
The IT guy doesnt need to be employed, nowadays njia ni mingi za ku mint pesa online.
Even historically akina eistein na kina Isaac newton used their knowledge to bring solutions not ekployment.
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My boda guy is an IT guy. The wife is a teacher by profession. He does boda, she makes kangumu to sell to shops in the local area. The job crisis in Kenya is baaaad bad!!
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Omgggg almost half the girls i studied with in campus are now bottle girls kwa the locals and clubs we used to party in 😭😭💀
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@Josh001J so you block him lakini bado unachungulia what he psost? Hii ndio inaitwa monitoring spirits ama nini
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