Cletus “Alf” Hargrove

When we say “Bring back the whale” we don’t mean this. Hit the gym #Vineyard

Cletus’ top 5 bars in America 5. Cupka’s Cafe II, Pittsburgh, PA 4. Leggetts, Manasquan, NJ 3. Jason Aldean’s, Nashville, TN 2. Elbo Room, Ft. Lauderdale, FL 1. Parker House, Sea Girt, NJ

She introduced herself and five minutes later asked me what her name was

Can’t beat it with a stick

Sat down at the kids table and my little cousin told me I have negative 9 million aura

Me giving my 25 handicap buddy a read to save triple

Starter just walked up and goes “aren’t these chairs great. They’re so heavy and sturdy.”. You’re an hour behind on my tee time, fuck you and fuck your chairs

Pilot just announced we have to de-ice. Think again Capt, we need more ICE!

0/2. And now I am the guy in the great quarter zip

Was hoping today would be the day I get seated next to a hot brunette on the plane. Better luck next time. Guy has a great quarter zip on though

Had to some time to kill on the plane

@AmericanAir is it too much to ask for San Pellegrino to be served on flights?

Saw my old formal date cheering on TV during college football game today. Can’t win em all

@johnnieO Quenton Nelson

Shall we do a little NFL quarter zip giveaway? Comment the most underrated NFL player that comes to mind I’ll choose 3 of you to win one for your favorite team

@RevWSJohnson Pete and Elda’s. Always hits

Any ball knowers? #freeshirt

Tyrion Lannister at the bar

@swooogg Spot on. Scores from left to right were 92, 84, 83 (from tips), 99, 91

@CletusHargrove Take that back. Far left and second to right are definitely ass

Nothing like a twilight round with the fellas

Don’t mind me. I’ll be quenching my spirit with a Michelob

Cletus got the call to guest play in beach Wiffle ball. 2-4 performance. Hate to take the loss 7-5. Safe to say the Cletus will be getting the call back.

It’s shocking to me other states don’t have gas station attendants. Why get out of the car as do it yourself when you can pay the minority to do it for you?