Still Hate Tw!tter..

I wanted to meet the parents of a particular child. She’s new to my son’s class, but he was adamant that he wanted her at his birthday party. He really likes her and describes her as the fastest 💨 person in his class. He said, “We race, and she goes really, really fast, Mama.” I just met her and her parents. They are very sweet people. She’s in a wheelchair. Buzzy never mentioned a wheelchair. I’m very, very proud of him 🥹

Street football rule 101: Once you foul a player and he starts clapping, just ask for a substitution.

I have a question. If Nottingham Forest get relegated and win the Europa league, will they play in the Champions League from the Championship?

why do you have to be a 6'5 millionaire to date a broke girl that comes pre fucked

Back then dads had 4-5 kids. Nowadays kids have 4-5 dads. Climate change is crazy.

Eddie Nketiah 38 goals in 7 years for Arsenal Kai Havertz 34 goals in 3 years for Arsenal Victor Gyokeres 21 goals in 8 months for Arsenal 👍

I once got beaten in primary school. When my mum came to pick me, my teacher reported it. We got home…..and she beat me again. Then she said, “Tomorrow, make sure you beat that person well. Nobody should bully you.” Clear instruction. Strong backing. Next day, I went to school with purpose. I didn’t just fight……I fought like I had sponsorship. By the time I finished, it was not one person again. It was two. After school, report reached home. We got back…..and I received another beating. “Why did you go and disgrace me in school?” Till today, I don’t know the lesson. But I know one thing, nobody bullied me ever again.

League titles won by former clubs Since Ronaldo left: • Man United - 2 in 16 seasons • Real Madrid - 3 in 9 seasons • Juventus - 0 in 6 seasons • Total - 5 Since Messi left: • Barcelona - 3 in 5 seasons • PSG - 3 in 3 seasons • Total - 6 But I am supposed to believe Ronaldo was getting "carried" by great teams and Messi was "carrying" average teams? Lol 🤣🤣

This isn't normal 😭

Generalizing “women are…” or “men are…” just means you’ve stopped thinking critically. Agree or disagree??

When Arssne Wenger said Top4 is like winning a trophy.. the English Press, Journalists, fans and Ex footballers heavily criticized and called him names but now the Premier League, Press, Devilish fans, Ex Footballers are all celebrating Manchester United for Qualifying for the champions League 🤷🏾‍♂️. A team that didn’t go thru any bad phases compared to Wenger that needed to qualify Arsenal for the champions league so the club can function financially. In England, it’s always about which club.

Football is scary cause all it takes is one manager to ruin your whole career. Kobbie Mainoo survived Amorim.

Just told this one I’m a lawyer and he said he has a case for me. A case of theft. 🙂 That I stole his heart. 🙂 Sigh. What have I done to deserve this? 😭

If you know anyone that works at DSTV please tell them to bring their Laptops, cords & flash so that they can collect new movies. 😔

A gentle reminder that a woman who cooks and clean to “provide for her family” is actually sacrificing nothing and would still have to cook and clean if she didn’t have a family

Blended pineapple and coconut, the outcome didn't give me chi exotic o. What is going on????????????????

So if I get married, all the meat, Milo and milk will be under my control? Waw 🤭

Goals and Assists this season: Cunha - 10 Madueke - 10 Gernacho - 12 Chelsea and Arsenal fans are not satisfied with Madueke and Gernacho but United fans see Cunha as Messi. Levels.