Mark Cleverley

@iamtomskinner @grok Do mine @grok

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was. Bosh❤️

@andydamaged @Babydoll921961 @XCaseFiles According to ChatGPT there’s 106 council run cameras in Croydon. There’s 80,300 in NYC

@Babydoll921961 @XCaseFiles There are more CCTV cameras in Croydon (a suberb of London) than the whole of NYC. Britain is the most watched nation on earth 🌍.

We have a position available for Assistant Greenkeeper @LittleAstonGolf ,If you would like to apply, please email me us and attach your C.V to: greenkeeper@liittleastongolf.co.uk Appreciate anyone who can share this post , thank you.

@chateauxwindy @ukgolfguy Depends on circumstances, I personally wouldn’t class £300 a small fortune. Especially if I was spending the day at one of the best golf courses in the world.

@CleverleyMark @ukgolfguy What do you get, though? You get to play one round of golf for a small fortune. It's objectively absurd - and only serves to create a two (or three) tier system where no one other than the top 10% of earners could routinely afford to play these courses. It's a disgrace.

This is the average green fee for 20 top courses in the UK - 2015: £182 2025: £374 UK inflation since 2015: 35% Average green fee increase: 105% If green fees had gone up in line with inflation the average cost would be £246 rather than £374.

@Jaack April 16th GK - Kereem Abdul Jabber DF/Manager - Rafael Benitez MF - Freddie Ljungberg MF - Aaronn Lennon FW - Nate Diaz (because who’s tackling him 🤷🏻‍♂️)

Today is my birthday. March 7th. If I had to make a 5 a side football team using only famous people born on March 7th… this is my line up. GK: Jordan Pickford D: Ronald Araujo M: Ray Parlour M: Hatem Ben Arfa FW: Gerwyn Price Gaffer: Bryan Cranston Can you beat my team?

@Stewartmarsha11 @dudleygolfclub @ClubWorkington Congrats mate 👍

Just like that, I'm starting my last month @dudleygolfclub before I start a new exciting chapter @ClubWorkington I really can't thank DGC enough for the opportunity they gave me to switch careers at such a tender age as mine, I'll be eternally grateful. We did good ❤️ #thankful

@GolfGeek6 @olmixgroup Congrats 👏

Time for a new Challenge 📈 Excited to join @olmixgroup in April.

@andythecaddie Hi Andy, no we don’t need planning permission to dig the ditches on private property. Plus they’re mainly pre-existing ditches that have been either filled in or left unmaintained over a number of years. And any new ditches dug do not affect any outside watercourses.

@CleverleyMark Hi Mark, just wondering did you need planning permission to do this work? Thanks

First job complete for the new V bucket, creating open ditches around the wettest holes. Over 400yds dug out so far, numerous drains uncovered and it’s already filling with water. On top of this we now have three new channels to run our new mole plough into this autumn.

@l8ney Just ask yourself two questions. 1) where did they get the shovels from? 2) why is that the only patch of snow left? Obviously it was a bit arranged with the club for telly

I get the humour behind this but what about the hours spent preparing the pitch ?

@_BillyHayes_ @GolfDroitwich Highs of 2 all week to go with it 🤦🏻‍♂️ at least if it hasn’t drained away you can open an ice rink for the week 😂

Ive had better days.. 🤦‍♂️ @GolfDroitwich

@the_twang Fingers crossed! Another year done where the twang haven’t failed to make my top artists list 👌

Chance to win a signed test pressing of Jewellery Quarter 24k Got to be in it to win it ⚓️

@c86low Same here, was dreading walking around yesterday morning but only three decent sized ones dropped. One more overnight last night but overall it could’ve been at lot worse!

We have been lucky so far with #StormDaragh let’s hope we get through today with no larger casualties! #golf #turf #greenkeeping #golfcourse

Could this be the start of an actual winter???

@KenSiems Thanks again Ken, was great having you around for the day. Not only for the work but all the advice and information you gave on the course 👍

@CleverleyMark It was great working with your team Mark. Tough weather conditions but we got there in the end. Thank you

Greens renovations today with @KenSiems and his DryJect machines. Such an amazing piece of kit that I’d recommend anyone to try out. 30t of sand blasted straight into the profile. Even with 20mm of rain this week and more during the day the finish was top notch 👌

@NoContextBrits When was the last time we had snow?? 2022?

@Nathan_Scarff90 @GolfGeek6 😂

@CleverleyMark @GolfGeek6 I won't do better 😂

Installing sumps around some green surrounds this week. It’s easy to see why we struggle so much in the winter 🤦🏻‍♂️ got to 6ft and still solid clay

@Nathan_Scarff90 @GolfGeek6 Grounds for divorce that mate 😂

@GolfGeek6 @CleverleyMark My Mrs keeps saying we are in the "Ber" months so Christmas music is fine...