Cliff Evans

@DaddyWarpig I think a child orgy should qualify for banning.

I absolutely refuse to believe that any Stephen King book could possibly qualify as “banned” unless you are mountainously moronical.

@CountDankulaTV How did the beans get above the Frank?

Guess what I did today because I'm a fucking retard.

@femmenote How do you educate inbred third worlders?

Download the offline installer of any of your games on GOG, save it to a disc and it's yours forever. You don't need a storefront's permission to play what you bought.

@ZM4142997391242 @reddit_lies John's not female either

@CliffEvans1973 @reddit_lies John was the lead

"No! The movie agrees with me!"

@karlmarxisright @MrSimmonsSr @Breaking911 Quite an argument

@MrSimmonsSr @Breaking911 713 followers 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

BREAKING: Authorities say a person reportedly tried to run over an ICE agent in Maine, prompting the agent to fire in self-defense. One person was killed.

@Ernest1588761 "I see no fault in this man." Pilate

Christians don't read their Bible 😏

@TheBestqueenx The guy who flew around the world so fast that he reversed time couldn't fly fast enough that people couldn't see him? Smart

When Superman had to let his own father die rather than reveal his secret…

@SteveInmanClips You mean the girl that throws people in the air all day is strong?

The Bully didn't realize cheerleaders are athletes too.

@MasteroftheTDS Wouldn't work. Freddy has a personality.

Hear me out:

The American mind cannot fathom a 7 hour road trip that doesn’t leave the state, that barely covers any of the state, and goes through nowhere to get to nowhere

@diggerthemovie What are we gonna do with all these diggers?

Digg or die. DIGGER. Only in theaters October 2.

@patgagnon_75 Canada is not our ally. Never has been. You guys are just sycophants. Your tariffs are higher than ours. Keep boycotting our stuff though. see if it makes a difference. Our economy is stronger than ever. You've only destroyed your own shit country.

Dear Canada, Continuing to boycott American products is more important now than ever. I'm sorry, my American friends, but until all the tariffs are removed, the boycott will continue. You don't impose tariffs on a trusted friend, then call them an ally. #YouDontTariffanAlly

@Viralvid_89 Instead of treating him like a criminal? He's literally a criminal.

An elderly man got pulled over after a local pound reported that three dogs had been stolen. When officers stopped him, they expected a theft case. Instead, they found John in tears. John had recently lost his beloved dog, Patty, who had been by his side for years. His family encouraged him to visit the pound, hoping adopting another dog might help him heal. He only planned to adopt one. But while walking through the kennels, he spotted three senior dogs sitting quietly in the back. The staff had explained that they had little time left because hardly anyone adopts older dogs. John couldn't bear the thought of them spending their final days alone. So, in a moment of emotion, he quietly took them with the dog he had officially adopted and drove away. When officers pulled him over, John admitted everything. He wasn't trying to steal dogs—he just couldn't leave those old souls behind. The officers saw the pain in his eyes. Instead of treating him like a criminal, they worked things out with the shelter. One officer even decided to adopt one of the senior dogs himself, and after the adoption fees were sorted, John was allowed to keep the others. He walked into the shelter hoping to heal after losing one best friend... ...and walked out making sure three forgotten dogs got a second chance instead.

@FullMoons1111 @KonstantinKisin Huh?

@KonstantinKisin Mock her all you want, just shows you’re scared.

UPDATE on my investigation of Lindsay Graham's murder by Candace Owens: Prior to his murder, Graham visited Ukraine where, according to a dream I had, he was given evidence that Candace Owens is a man. I will be publishing text messages I invented in which Owens confesses to being born male. If you are massively retarded, please subscribe now for further updates. I need money because Israel bad.

@Templarpilled The secret is people back then didn't read all that bullshit either.

You could not expect the modern consumer to read so many words at once

@hollslo @ThoughtfulSaint That sentence is nowhere in the articles of faith. Perhaps you don't know what you're talking about.

@ThoughtfulSaint Then why in your Articles of Faith does it say " we believe in grace after all we can do"? And why do have temple recommends, temple rituals, garments, sealings, marriage ordinances, etc, all this to receive His grace. You say things, but it is not Mormonism.

Latter-day Saints do not believe our works are what save us. They are a necessary but not a sufficient factor in our salvation because Jesus said so. Matthew 7:21–23 “Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.”

@mmmi_ya @eve_bouff Just order the books off Amazon retard

@eve_bouff Its time to go to porto babe

this is so fucking hot. dua lipa is the renaissance humanist we didn't know we needed