Cliff’s Notes

@AIDSfaceMcGee @fvckerysprinkle This you? 😂 😂 😂

@CliffParent @fvckerysprinkle Boomer transvestite public school employee talking about Karen

So my daughter had a test and asked her teacher if she was going to grade them over the weekend so she could know her grade on Monday. Her teachers reply “I’m not spending my weekend grading papers.” Okay then.. moving forward my children will not spending their after school hours doing hours of homework. They will not spending their weekend working on projects. They can do that during school time then.

@jared_shult I predict an increase in Sharpie sales.

Fuck that shit

@Logically_JC @angel_0f_deathx Johnson is such a piece of shit.

@angel_0f_deathx And of course the House fumbles it.

Omfg extremely rare w

@forallcurious That’s because it’s the moon. No one cares. Wasted money.

BREAKING🚨: We are returning to the Moon for the first time in 54 years on April 1, and no one is talking about it.

@JoJoFromJerz @ABC

@ABC I really hope he’s ok, but you’d think a golfer of his caliber would be a better... Driver. 🧐

JUST IN: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, on Friday afternoon, the Martin County Sheriff’s Office said. His condition was not immediately clear. abcnews.link/Tk1imc0

@CNj65 Who’s got the Imodium?

Spouse & I getting ready for date night in the city: He, a Millennial: I got the antacid Me, a GenXer: Ok, I got the ibuprofen

@travisakers Some people always need something to bitch about.

This lady is complaining that her child’s teacher doesn’t work over the weekend, but I’m the miserable one. 🙄

@TheRealThelmaJ1 He’s trying so hard not to look like a guy that enjoys sucking c*ck.

How does this selfie Benny Johnson posted make you feel?

@Bocksawm @fvckerysprinkle What’s smart is teaching your kids that some rules for kids are different than those for adults. That’s reality. What’s smart is not teaching your kid to be a brat. The district probably has guidelines regarding this very thing, and I’m sure the teacher will follow them.

@CliffParent @fvckerysprinkle Nah, she makes a valid point. A poor teacher is one that expects things they won't/can't do themselves. Pointing this out to a kid is smart, so some day when they get a loser manager that has the same attitude, they know what they are dealing with.

@Logically_JC C’mon, John. Live a little.

I’m a hard pass on downloading the White House app.

@fvckerysprinkle Someone obviously has to. And don’t fucking complain about it when you’re putting your rich white girl problems out there for all to see. Go to the country club and relax.

@CliffParent Thanks for telling me how I should handle my life and my children…

@fvckerysprinkle Then that’s what you should have addressed.

@CliffParent She was met with a ridiculous answer by someone who is suppose to be a professional

@fvckerysprinkle But that’s not what you were addressing.

@CliffParent She asked a simple question….

@lippyent @GrillmeisterJo1 Ariana Grande

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@travisakers Word. 💯

Parents, Stop texting your kids during class while they’re at school. If it’s that important you can call the main office. But now you’re taking away from my classroom time and the time of 35 other students because you can’t follow the rules and law yourself. So knock it off. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Respectfully Mr. Akers

My first “appearance” on “CIA” - EP 105 - 03/23/2026

@ronsterd89 Throw it away.

Can anyone recommend the best way to get rid of mold/mildew/grime on the underside of a shower curtain?

@dylmichaelc Go to Disney World.

hey i fucked up my entire life. what do i do now

@FatrickEwing @FanaticsBook You, too! Let’s do it again sometime!

@CliffParent @FanaticsBook It was a pleasure working with you!

@FanaticsBook commercial with @FatrickEwing .