Clive Stringer

@ItsAndyRyan I was in my car, hot day, windows down with my 4 year old son when a person of restricted growth came walking by. My son started pointing at him so to distract him I put on his Disney tape. Mortified then when the opening strains of ‘hi-ho, hi-ho’ rang out...

The handball law is now so convoluted that a referee has talked himself into giving a goal in the immediate aftermath of someone basically catching the ball in the box. Football has lost the plot.

@Super6 The ref

Controversial! 📺 Who needed that second Man Utd goal though? 👀

Not handball apparently 🤓 #NFFC

5 seasons in the top flight is more than most #NFFC fans would’ve dared to predict so credit to all who’ve contributed 👏 Even if its aged me about 30 at times 🤣

@Nick_Metcalfe @philhaigh_ @davehendon After Zhao Xintong’s admission to the Hall of Fame will there be a This Is Your Life by Eamon Andrews for Wu Yize?

I am pleased to say that @philhaigh_ and I will once more team up with @davehendon to bring you a Snooker Podcast Summer Special. Very much in the spirit of the old Summertime Specials on the BBC. If it helps, you can think of us as 'The Three Roys' - Castle, Hudd, Walker.

Carnage at the crucible, Allen fuming, Wu wants the rerack, crowd all need the toilet, ref should’ve called it 20 mins ago 🤷‍♂️

Nottingham Forest are now unbeaten in their last nine games in all competitions. ◉ 0-0 vs. Fulham ◉ 1-2 vs. Midtjylland ◉ 0-3 vs. Tottenham ◉ 1-1 vs. Porto ◉ 1-0 vs. Porto ◉ 1-1 vs. Aston Villa ◉ 4-1 vs. Burnley ◉ 0-5 vs. Sunderland ◉ 1-0 vs. Aston Villa An aggregate score of 18-4. 🤯

Beau Greaves became the first woman to win a PDC ranking title with a historic 8-7 victory over Michael Smith 💥🎯

@StevenTrevor @SiavongaMan @baizewatch Roy Andrewartha, only knew of the name but never saw him play. Thanks Trevor 👍

@SiavongaMan @Clive_Stringer @baizewatch The first one is Griff, but later, it's Andrewartha

1984 World Championship Montage '𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙎𝙚𝙚 𝙖 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚'

When your timeline goes snooker poopy

🤯🇧🇪 The 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄 goal from Ajax Winger Mika Godts. He’s scored 16 goals and provided 10 assists in the Eredivisie this season. 👏✨

Well, I’ve had worse evenings #NFFC

Snooker Goats 🐐

No English player has scored more Premier League goals than Morgan Gibbs-White (12) this season 👏

'I hope anybody's not stupid enough to write us off.' ❤️

@martycon73 @ChorizoGarbanzo Stunning, such energy

The Jam Man in the corner shop

A measure of how cricket has changed - 253 playing 246 was the exact score in the ODI World Cup final in 1987

@NFFC Our best striker ❤️

MURILLOOOOOOOO!!!!