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did an alien write this tweet? what an insanely obtuse way to talk about buying groceries lmao we're a 3 person UberEats household. I'm in a 2 person air fryer household. my buddy lived in a 5 person perpetual stew household.

@wise_prism i think some people really like the third gender position that you get assigned into if you're trans

i think transmisogyny is bad

morning lover <3

I don’t think what blue girl said was even wrong actually. The way trans men have continued to treat her for being abused has proven everything she said right. Fuck “what she said was wrong but she doesn’t deserve harassment” because the harassment proves she was not wrong

I need silver to abuse me and fuck me and do enough damage to me that she transforms during sex and knots me and cums deep inside me while letting out a long howl awooooooo

this really sums it all up

What's the difference between being abused by a cis boyfriend and a trans boyfriend? . . . A cis boyfriend doesn't use their agab to be perceived as less threatening and dangerous while using yours to smear you as the problem

"why are we arguing when we could just all be making out sloppy style" is one of my favorite tumblrisms, because people say it fully earnestly about literally any discourse and it obviously always does the opposite of defusing

it really sucks hearing people be like "trans men were always included in lesbianism, read queer history" and then you read the queer history and its people excluding trans women from lesbianism 💔

@digistimulation @Goodlucksundog get a dirt cheap over/under at your LGS, as long as it’s made by Beretta or any of the big three American shotgun manufacturers from the 50s/60s/70s it’ll do everything you need out of it and more. get a set of 20” and 16” barrels and you can conceivably use it for defense.

@Goodlucksundog Godddddd I need a scattergun (but not sure I want to save up $1000 for that upcoming Turkish SPAS-12 or just get a Hawk 982

Don't think there's a bad "rack". Nice rack of pretty tits, sound of racking a round, Risk Aware Consensual Kink, the stretchy torture machine, mounting a deer girls rack on my fucken wall. Name me a bad rack and I'll apologize

@ArmedJ0y Battle rifles are definitionally in full-sized rifle calibers, an intermediate caliber doesn’t fit the use case.

It's funny because the "every rifleman a marksman" idea has been tried out, with great success, in a modern urban environment by the Filipino military. They did this by ditching the stupid battle rifle concept and just passing out long barreled AR15s. Which fills the niche fine without fucking your logistics and having multiple calibers being passed around a platoon.

@_fries_bag_ @HipocampalPain fwiw many characters in HP are massively bigoted, they just never confront it or work through it because JKR is also a massive bigot. HP kind of has the opposite problem actually.

@HipocampalPain I am impressed you went throught this whole thing and never mentioned Harry Potter.

Tbh there’s a certain writing thing that kinda bothers me but I don’t know how to word it at all without being misinterpreted really badly Uhh. I think authors have a thing where they really like writing about minorities and dissecting prejudice characters face in society —

Straight people doing puppyplay kinda making me realize this shit is goofy as hell.

@Goodlucksundog I’ve been looking for a type 2 bayonet to do sex with for a while, where’d you get your type 1?

@ClontGene RAAAAAAA

Blood warning

@MarkJupiter7 @buoymoderr Sure, absolutely. But zoophiles have attraction to non-human animals and therians are non-human animals.

@ClontGene @buoymoderr We are all animals we are all therians from the foundation bro, we are ALL Homo sapiens by nature, "everyone is a therian dipshit, it came free with the fucking nature" as that one meme rephrased

ethical zoophile that only fucks therians

@buoymoderr Lowkey I’m like this. I’m not attracted to “real” animals but i believe that therians are in fact fundamentally animals, not humans who are confused or pretending. So definitionally my attraction to therians makes me an ethical zoophile

what do you MEAN this is a real thing

Incredibly bleak to think about all the young men about to get Dear John letters full of em dashes before losing a limb for Rob Schneider

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted