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Turns out poppers and a stuffy throat don't really work.. :(

@jaygayalien Are they still there? Did any of them last??

@Clouds1783 officially I have no idea what this could possibly mean

yknow what I love? hickeys

@jaygayalien Picture or they never happened

I love telling my straight friends about the way gay men ghost so easily... Maybe it's not a normal thing to happen to you..

@jaygayalien No that's scary

@Clouds1783 also said he wanted to join us for a pitcher, which is sweet in its own way

i truly do not understand why it’s so hard for people to realise a blank, informationless profile messaging you “i saw you today” is deeply deeply frightening

@ScottishGay96 Dont know whats hotter, your head hair or your body hair 🥴🥴

@Snake0Bite Where do i sign????

So who wants to be my freeuse nurse???

My hole is so tight 😔 someone should get me a fuck machine so I can change that 🤭

POV: your puppy is in heat and he wants you to take the hint 👀

@SubbyBoi I think i got the hint, puppy 🥵

Send me butt pics so i can pretend im fucking you 🥵

Close your eyes for a moment. Just imagine... The weight lifting from your shoulders. The constant noise of decisions, choices, control all of it quieting down. What it you didn't have to think about what comes next? What if someone competent, someone intentional, could guide that for you? That surrender you've always craved the relief of letting go, the safety of someone taking the wheel. It's right there. You can feel it, can't you? If you've ever wanted to stop fighting yourself. If you've ever wanted to simply be told. If that idea-of being shaped, directed, owned by someone who knows what they're doing makes something in you wake up... Then you already know. RETWEET if you're ready to stop pretending.

I'm in heaven, plugged, new toys, new leather 🥵 Thank you @UkPlayroom

I waited too long to get one of these 🫣

Hehe, you can see your reflection in it 🤭

12:30, still doing my hair after the shower, spicy ramen and the Golden Girls on. Life is good :))

I'm already regretting stopping the grindr subscription... 1 advert in