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yknow what hell yeah

i genuinely do not understand the twink allegations

me @ the £10 cocktail i threw up outside the club

@parr_craig61423 *otter

@jaygayalien Poor twink

love the gradual realisation and subsequent loss of interest when guys start messaging me, fyi I am far too autistic for any form of dirty chat, you show me your bulge & i’ll either go on a tangent about your duvet cover or the brand of underwear you’re wearing

listen I get it, fight the stigma, normalise talking about mental health etc etc etc but your tinder bio should not open with a list of your disorders

@herbodytree thank you ❤️

@jaygayalien Congratudolences….?

just saw a photo of my foreskin & it was like seeing a pic with your ex

@herbodytree she died 2 years ago this month

@jaygayalien Is it…. no longer with us?

@MissionMuscle92 but aren’t you worried about getting to the point where you meet in person & they’re expecting you to be dominant?

@jaygayalien As a fellow autistic I've found pretending to be a Dom and telling them to shut up and just pleasure me seems to do the job 🤣 I'm not a Dom at all, small talk / dirty just makes me die inside

this has single-handedly cost me so much sex in my lifetime

like yeah we can fuck but why force me through this humiliation ritual beforehand? guys will message shit like “tell me what you want me to do to you🫦” and what I really want to say in response is just “no ❤️”

cute barista asked if both cake pops were for me & i blurt out HAHA YEAH IM A GREEDY BITCH what the fuck is wrong with me….

@Clouds1783 OFFICIALLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS COULD POSSIBLY MEAN

@jaygayalien Are they still there? Did any of them last??

yknow what I love? hickeys

@Clouds1783 officially I have no idea what this could possibly mean

@jaygayalien How are they holding up? 🤭

@LintLker animated sequel to the original show!

@jaygayalien Wait wait wait like a continuation from the first live action or a whole new franchise???

there is nobody in my life i can talk to about this movie

@LoraPag99186221 ok

i love the bots that auto-reply to any tweet that features the words feet pics or foot pics or selling feet

@teja4kamble Tejas im pregnant

@jaygayalien Dm me and get spoiled ❤️

suki appearing for one shot right at the end

will my grindr pics get me laid? no. do I find them all extremely funny? yes