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Clown_Orb

@ClownOrb

Former verified account. Also available for childrens birthday parties, look for Son-Dance the Clown on craigslist

a remote hunting lodge Katılım Ocak 2012
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Clown_Orb
Clown_Orb@ClownOrb·
Two things that will never not be funny, guys getting kicked in the balls and black people getting shot during routine traffic stops
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Battle Beagle@HarmlessYardDog·
You get free fuel for life, but you have to drive this car forever. Do you take the deal?
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Bruce Lee@reallynotagook·
Just locked myself out of the gym and my vehicle, still got a phone so I’m calling 911
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Battle Beagle@HarmlessYardDog·
So, Alberta, do you want some Ford Raptors?
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buster@notbusterhyman·
@tadgh_dc Why arent they sleeping well? They have no responsibilities or job to stress over
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Vesper@vesperdigital·
I cleaned up the audio massively because we couldn't hear the questions clearly. Imagine, with a straight face lying to reporters, your constituents, all of Canada and ending your BS with: "...and this is good for ME too." Then walk off like you did nothing wrong.
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Clown_Orb@ClownOrb·
@jeff4836327701 There's enough Italy in the second one to make up for fast forwarding the Italy scenes in the first
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Jeff@jeff4836327701·
Honestly if I'm just rewatching for fun I don't care about Michael's trip to Italy into Godfather. Theres going to be a lot of fast forwarding because I have to work tomorrow
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Clown_Orb@ClownOrb·
@NoticerChance To eat enough calories to stay fat through a cocaine addiction is impressive
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Clown_Orb@ClownOrb·
Making sure the pilot "accidentally" drops the nuclear bomb on India
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Clown_Orb@ClownOrb·
@HapistRitler I'd rather take notes on masculinity from the limpest wrist fag in America than any Indian
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Clown_Orb@ClownOrb·
@AzPetrich I think Jesus just took a shit in the alley behind my house
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Clown_Orb@ClownOrb·
@MisterNixin All the soy and estrogen their jaws aren't strong enough to open wide enough to eat a real burger
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NXN@MisterNixin·
Smash Burgers are the biggest scam of all time. What fucking idiot wants a burger the thickness of a sheet of paper? Talk about a psyop. You people are beyond fucking stupid.
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Clown_Orb@ClownOrb·
@MFuckface2 Old Asian men are the most racist I've ever encountered
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Clown_Orb@ClownOrb·
@jeff4836327701 If you don't know the words for this you shouldn't qualify for citizenship
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Jeff@jeff4836327701·
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo
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Clown_Orb
Clown_Orb@ClownOrb·
@jeff4836327701 With an alamand left and an alamand right, now you fucking dummy get your right step right!
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Clown_Orb@ClownOrb·
@jeff4836327701 Around kerrisdale the Jews are in full force, black hats curly hair and everything
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Jeff@jeff4836327701·
It's probably because I don't even know if I have even seen a Jew in real life but Muslims are everywhere
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Clown_Orb@ClownOrb·
"Are you just going to sit there and throw up all night or are you going fuck me?"
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