Dan Hazza

I started a new Journeyman at the weekend and I have had a remarkably easy ride so far 🤣 I started at FC Bayern (a good start always helps) took the Molde job once I'd won the league with Bayern and it's mid season in Norway and they were second. Standard Roma beating in CL

@ChelseaFC What a monumental fucking error this is from Alonso 🤣 He had a promising start to management and since then he's been failed by Real and taken on a job at a proper basket case. His advisors need sacking.

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

@NVIDIAGeForceUK #007FirstLightRTX - Yes please. This would be incredible.

Recruits, your first prize is here... A custom GeForce RTX 5080 Founders Edition + PC copy of the game. Comment #007FirstLightRTX to win 👇

@NVIDIAGeForce #007FirstLightRTX - yes please.

Recruits, your first prize is here... A custom GeForce RTX 5080 Founders Edition + PC copy of the game. Comment #007FirstLightRTX to win 👇

Feel like we need to stop paying to participate with this shit 🤣

Are you telling me that these are not the same people? Wtf #Eurovisión2026

@FrancisChipp Bit harsh that. Our famous Swedish striker will be taking umbrage with this statement. Andreas Andersson was fucking boss.

The greatest Swede to have ever played for the club 🇸🇪

@Nigel_Farage Will also be lots of back handers and dodgy money leading to new houses I imagine 🤷🏻

Under Reform there will be no foreign flags flown above our public buildings. Your reaction to this only demonstrates why you lost in the first place.

@Neduszn8 David Bellion

Without mentioning DAVID BECKHAM and EDINSON CAVANI Guess a player that has played for both Manchester United and PSG LEVEL: VERY DIFFICULT 🤯

@SouthamptonFC @SkyBetChamp Good luck with that 🤣🤣

We can now confirm ticket information for the @SkyBetChamp play-off final 🎟️

@Nigel_Farage Fancy trying to play the fucking victim whilst you sit there not declaring 5m backhanders hahahahahaha

My security team just found this journalist from The Guardian at my property. This is exactly why I need security. Completely unacceptable.

@CrazyVibes_1 You forget that @dominos used to give you it for free if they didn't deliver it within their specified time frame. Those were the days.

Ordering a Pizza for Delivery 1995 – You call – You order in 2 minutes – It arrives in 30 minutes 2005 – You go to the website – You customize it – It arrives in 45 minutes 2026 – You download the app – You create an account with email verification – You add your address with a PIN on the map – The map can't find your street – You add it manually – You select a pizza – The ingredient you want has an extra charge – You add a card – Payment error – You pay with another method – "Your order will arrive in 85 to 140 minutes"

@NUFC Hope he has a proper class world cup. So we can sell him.

Anthony Elanga is World Cup bound 🙌🇸🇪 Elanga has been named in Sweden's 26-man squad for this summer's tournament.

@BayernVibes @AdamP1242 Then they won't get him 🤷🏻

@AdamP1242 75m £ is something Bayern would Never Pay 😂 they value him at 60m€

That is unreal business for Newcastle United btw if they pull it off - Anthony Gordon out of the Premier League ✅ - £75m+ which is almost double what the club paid for him ✅ - Sold ahead of the World Cup to prevent any potential injury problems ✅ #NUFC

@matiaszuk @FootballManager The tragic thing is that whilst it is fundamentally at its core shite, it's still super addictive. I think if they hadn't fucked up the lack of release the previous year people wouldn't have been so angry. We waited 2 years for this, which is inexcusable.

@FootballManager For the most arrogant game dev/creator there is in a whole gaming world to say those words the sales must have been really ugly.

Our Studio Director, Miles Jacobson, discusses the return of International Management and opens up on the journey with FM26 and beyond. footballmanager.com/news/return-in…

@AdiDazzlerClark @Magpie24_7 Well that's total bollocks.

@Magpie24_7 Newcastle United are hurtling towards a uefa fine and sanctions and limited spending power this summer by the way.

🧤 ​Newcastle United are hurtling toward a massive summer shake-up between the sticks, with the future of every single senior goalkeeper at St James’ Park now shrouded in uncertainty. ​Current number one Nick Pope has endured a patchy campaign and is rapidly approaching the final twelve months of his contract, while loan signing Aaron Ramsdale hasn't done enough to convince the club to shell out for a permanent deal. Add to that the expiring contracts of veteran backups John Ruddy and Mark Gillespie, and Eddie Howe is looking at a department in desperate need of fresh blood. ​While the club has long been linked with Manchester City’s James Trafford, a fresh name has surged to the top of the shortlist. According to reports from L’Equipe, Newcastle have "positioned themselves" alongside Brighton and Tottenham in the hunt for France Under-21 sensation Ewen Jaouen. The 20-year-old has been a revelation for Ligue 2 side Reims this season, starting every single league fixture and racking up an impressive fifteen clean sheets to keep his side in the hunt for promotion. ​Jaouen is the man of the moment in French football, recently starring on the international stage alongside the likes of Leny Yoro. Although the youngster recently penned a contract extension through 2029, Reims are reportedly resigned to losing their star man if a bid in the region of €15 million to €20 million lands this summer. It’s a significant investment for a young keeper, but with the current goalkeeping situation at Newcastle reaching a breaking point, it might be the price we have to pay for a long term keeper. MAGPIE METER RATING: 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛ #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL

@Magpie24_7 Played for Watford for 3 years and never got a game. No thanks.

Eddie Howe’s Newcastle United have been linked to Sporting CP forward Luis Suarez, according to Correio da Manha via SportWitness. The Colombian is valued at €28m but has a €80m release clause. Surely, despite his impressive 44 g/a this season Newcastle wouldn't spend big again on a striker who is 28 years old? 🤔 MAGPIE METER RATING: 🐦‍⬛ #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL 💻 shorturl.at/wME03

@Kuro_t001 @Grandsoncr7 Integrity?

@Grandsoncr7 What did you expect, they know they can't win the league again, that's why they were shit. What good is this fight gon do when it has ended 10 matches back

The whole team is in shambles. No one is running or pressing. Jude has been misplacing all his passes, and Camavinga I have no words. Tchouaméni has been dogshit, and as for Raúl Asencio, he should just go to Manchester United. Vini is playing like he has Timberlands on his boots; he’s not pressing, running, or doing anything. Only Brahim and Trent can hold their heads high. I miss Arda Güler so much. He would’ve created multiple goal-scoring chances by now.

I really just want Eddie gone now tbf.

@Vintage77Ball Baresti 😭

AC Milan Best Ever Do you agree with me?

@United053651221 @NUFCR2 @Tyson6127 Literally none of that is true though you daft fucking bot 🤣

@NUFCR2 @Tyson6127 The gender stuff. The LGBTQ stuff. The drag queen story telling stuff. Etc etc. All aimed at PRIMARY pupils. In Scotland they’re teaching PRIMARY kids about anal sex. You might think it’s normal but I don’t. It’s indoctrination, it’s perverted and it’s wrong.

Can't wait to vote for Reform later, I'm sick of those horrible trampy smelly bastards invading us and only they will do something about it, it's time to STOP Durham Mags from coming to SJP 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #NoSurrender