Ashipa Oropo Esq

@tundeskie Yes na. Oro Lana

Your wife - 28 years old Your wife’s elder brother: 32 years old You: 37 years old. As a proper Yoruba man, will you use ‘E’ for your wife’s brother?

@Dmain_melanin Arokoyo ( someone who qets excited at the sight of preeq)

This tweet btw, it’s vice versa, but that’s a conversation we’re not ready for.

@JohnFanimokun @dmightyangel Obidients by day, ipobians by night

"Kwankwaso was approached in 2023 to deputise Obi, he refused. Now that Obi has shown capacity more than every other opposition, Kwankwaso should drop his ego and deputise Obi" — Dr. Maxwell Opara

@AdegbolaEsther7 @deyola_a If he had decided to slap you back nko?

When women say 90% of us have been sexually assaulted, please believe us. I remember a time I was heading to a friend’s place. I was wearing black shorts and a black top. From Egbeda, I boarded a minibus going to Idowu Egba. You know how Lagos buses are, three people squeezed into one seat. At the back, it was me, a man, and a woman. While we were still at the bus stop, the man said he would be getting down at Pipeline, a few stops before mine. As the journey started, I felt a hand brush against my thigh. I thought it was a mistake, so I adjusted myself, thinking maybe it was just the tight space. A few minutes later, it happened again. This time, I looked at him. He looked away. Then it happened again. I told him clearly, “If you touch my thigh again, you won’t like what will happen.” And he said, “Aunty, I didn’t touch you.” I kept quiet, but I was already uncomfortable. Then I noticed something. We had passed the bus stop he said he would get down at. And then he started again. Slowly. Intentionally. Like he thought I would just sit there and endure it. That was it for me. I shouted for the driver to stop. My voice was loud, sharp, angry. The driver was confused, asking what happened, but I didn’t even wait. The moment the bus stopped, I grabbed his shirt and started slapping him. I was furious. Everyone was shocked, except the woman beside us. She had heard me warn him multiple times. He kept denying it. Saying he never touched me. But she spoke up. She said she heard everything. She confirmed it. Some of the men in the bus started begging for him, telling me to let it go. But I didn’t. I made sure he felt every slap before I let him go. Because silence is exactly what people like him count on. And that day, I refused to be silent. So when women speak, when we share our stories, when we say it happens more than you think, believe us. Because this is not just a story. It is the reality for far too many of us.

@NajamAli2020 You still think it’s a joke.

MEMORANDUM TO IRAN The balance of power has already shifted. Your point has been made. But prolonging this conflict doesn’t extend your leverage. It exhausts it. Three moves: 1.Neutralize neighboring friction. Don’t let this war become your neighbors’ burden. This ensures long term security. 2.Restore maritime trade. Open safe passage for all tankers. Keep the oil flowing. 3.De-escalate the Strait. You have demonstrated leverage over Hormuz. Don’t weaponise it further. By guaranteeing global energy security, you remove the international community’s primary incentive to act against you. Vengeance is a short-term impulse. Strategic restraint is a long-term projection of strength. Show the world you are a rational actor capable of ending a crisis on your own terms. That is the only demonstration of strength that endures beyond the battlefield.

@kunle_kenny I can’t even argue 😭. I love Afang, I can’t even lie. I tasted it for the first time when I was in law school. Akwa best

What do you think Ed Sheeran was talking about? “Afang, the Love fooor meeee.”

@__KikiMo Ashebi bani daro now. Dey with me🤣

Nah that “Asebi” Dey vex me pass. What’s Asebi?

@yxyiagain If he no fit press, mk he clear 🤣

ehn ehn? so una dey see as e be😂😂😂😂

@DLadykhaleesi @lifeinsolace Did I say it was?

@CmcNaus @lifeinsolace This isn't dyslexia pls. Haba

This child is most likely suffering from a learning disability. S/he needs help, not mockery. You cannot simply say that s/he should take 5 marks. This is precisely why teachers need proper training and education. If you had received adequate training, you would understand that the child needs support and that such situation must be handled with empathy. If there is any reason to share his/her note here, it should be aimed solely at educating others or creating awareness. I’m quite disappointed, Auntie Teacher. You can do better.

@yabaleftonline All of you that believe this crap, if I see you in any Facebook people slander, we go get Wahala.

Lady shares what she did after a guy who always assists her with money asked her to cook

@KerenKBitto At least, even from your own assertion, you can move a car from Point A to Point B. If there’s an Emergency, you can drive, you just drive slowly. This was just an unnecessary flaunting. We don see you sha.

I grew up with multiple cars at home and official drivers employed by the university for council members. I never had reason to learn to drive because I was driven everywhere. I literally had to sign up to a driving school when I got my C300 4matic and to be honest I prefer my best friend driving or paying the guy who serves as my unofficial driver. Because I barely have time to keep up with driving school nor to be snail speed driving when I am rushing to work. My apologies for growing up spoiled with drivers and for becoming an adult who can afford to employ drivers to drive me in my car. Let me sell my car and trek so I don’t irritate Dehkunle with my inability to drive Abi? Let us even veer from persons like me who grew up with cars but never learnt how to drive (privilege). Do you know how many poor families there are in Nigeria? Some families don’t have even a motorbike much less a car for their children to even think of driving. But you’re speaking from a place of privilege, acting like everyone has parents, relatives etc with cars that they can use to drive. Wake up o. The world isn’t black and white. Some of us were pampered into not driving others grew up poor not to see cars to learn. Stop this privileged “irritation” ozuor!

@tomisin_ms @caveabdulrma Mummy, let it out.

I think I would need to have a word with my child’s nursery teacher Because why will she come to me…..hold my hands, eye ball to eye ball and demand we scream together. Shey kosi?

@CorrectBabie I sha no say e no fit be Nigerian Nurse you Dey follow talk all this nonsense. Those ones rude

Me: Madam why are you coming for your fist ultrasound at 38weeks? Patient: I didnt have money Me: OK. Your baby has a normal heart rate, head down, anterior placenta, amniotic fluid looks ok. Patient: Is the babies weight ok? Me: measuring the weight today might not be accurate but looking at the graph. Seems to be within normal. Patient: is it a baby boy or baby girl Me: It is a girl Patient: when will I deliver Me: Checking dates this late is usually not very accurate but scan is showing you could give birth on the 20th of March. Patient: I hope nothing is wr0ng with the baby, like everything is complete nothing is abnormal? Me: The time to check all that is passed. Baby is too big to check that. Patient: what do you mean. Me: If you wanted to check all those things you should have done a scan earlier at 20 weeks. Patient: All this nurse Eliza that doesn't know anything. Is it not now that the baby is big that you can see everything? Me: when the baby is big, it makes it difficult to see certain structures like the face, spine and the limbs. Patient: If I give birth to a child with issu3s, I will hold you responsible. Me: Upppppppeeeeee. You should have thought of that before coming too late to check your baby. Patient: That is a waste of money. The money for scan my husband gave me i was saving it so you have to look well and tell me if everything is ok. Me: Time to check all that is passed. Just hope for a healthy baby on the day of delivery. Patient: Anty nurse help me and check. Me: God is our helper. Did you learn anything from this dialogue? Go for your anomaly scan at 20weeks. Go early Don't wit until later. The bigger is not better. #celebritysonographer Copied from my chïef😂💯

@Toluwase_x Tariq is even smarter than Ghost, he knows how to handle his women. You can’t say the same about Franklin

Tariq is the only person I know who’ll be told he owes 2 million by 4pm tomorrow and still have every penny ready by 4pm Franklin una 😂😂

@instablog9ja People like Solomon Buchi will stone her, if he was sure he would get away with it.

Media personality Solomon Buchi reacts as Chef T converts from Christianity to Islam.

@Pereowei_ The way I carried my Kaya Ehn 🤣

I remember when Dr Onoja wanted to teach past closing time, and told anybody that wasn’t interested to leave. I was shocked because a good number of us actually left the class 😂😂

@iOccupyNigeria The way you Dey always write your epistle Dey pami, you don mislead the whole Obidient movement. Those ones kuku no get sense

Make I talk am clearly, because this Trump post disuccion don dey miss the point completely. People dey die. Three coordinated blasts. Hospital entrance, market, transport hub. That one no be coincidence, that one na planned operation. “Scores killed” no be joke. Emergency services still dey count bodies. And somehow, the conversation don turn to… who talk what. Okay, make we even break am down since una want argue that angle. I no even know whether Trump talk am or not. I don see reports say he talk am, I don see reports say he no talk am. Fine. Make we assume both scenarios. Let’s say Trump talk am. Does that mean Tinubu should only go back to Nigeria because Trump talk am? Is that the standard now? Leadership by foreign approval? Now flip am. Let’s say Trump NO talk am Does that suddenly make the situation normal? Does it bring back the people wey die for Maiduguri? Does it mean say coordinated bombings across three locations no be national emergency again? Does it now mean Tinubu should relax in London because Trump no talk anything? Which one be the logic???? Because either way, the facts no change: – Multiple explosions same time – Civilian-heavy targets – High casualty count – City on high alert – Earlier attack same day That na crisis. Full stop. Any serious country, leadership for don move immediately. Cancel everything. Face the situation. Coordinate response. Show presence. Instead, people dey debate messenger like say na debate competition. People dey focus on whether Trump write am instead of asking the real question: Why is the President not already on ground handling a national emergency? Until that question become the main conversation, nothing go change and rubbish go remain Nigeria's national ideology under Tinubu.

When Trump has to tell our President to go home and lead, you know the situation is critical. 🇳🇬 Maiduguri is in mourning, families are shattered, and yet the "State Visit" in London continues. Trump is right about one thing: this is a NATIONAL EMERGENCY. Tinubu, get on the plane. Now. ✈️💔 (PS: Seeing this Truth Social screenshot everywhere tonight. If it's real, the pressure is officially on. If not, the sentiment remains: LEAD FROM HOME.)

@dafemlions @realDonaldTrump @officialABAT All other idiotic like you don delete sha

Thank you ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ for speaking the truth to ⁦@officialABAT⁩ I hope ⁦@officialABAT⁩ will get on the next flight to declare state of emergency as regards security in Nigeria.

@mrlurvy @TheoAbuAgada 🤣🤣

@TheoAbuAgada Ori e buru ni?

This is me. My friends and colleagues say I dont explore when i am outside Nigeria. No, I dont want to explore. Give me my basic Naija food please. I ate cake and juice for a whole week in Sweden. I returned to Nigeria, went straight to Iya Oyo, i saw Amala and cried for two straight hours before devouring it.