C. M. Patterson

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C. M. Patterson

@Cmpatterson61

The official Twitter page for C.M. Patterson: Yellow Jacket 🐝, Blazer 🔰⚔️, ΑΦΑ 🤙🏾, SULC made, Attorney 👨🏾‍⚖️, Coach 🏈, Rugby player 🏉

Katılım Ağustos 2012
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C. M. Patterson
C. M. Patterson@Cmpatterson61·
@DameofDissolute I mean…our mascot pre 1981 was the “Clansmen” but apparently people didn’t know how to spell the word clan in Jackson MS without using the letter K
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C. M. Patterson@Cmpatterson61·
Not gonna lie, the superiority I feel when I walk through TSA pre check with zero wait time as I look at the long ass regular security line is unmatched 😂
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Frances Reimers
Frances Reimers@yourfirestarter·
I just met someone whose last name is Einhorn, and because I apparently have no inner monologue, I blurted out, “Einhorn is Finkel! Finkle is Einhorn!” They didn’t get the reference. So sad
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Frances Reimers@yourfirestarter·
Headed to NoLA on Thursday and I’m trying to figure out how many meals I can possibly have before I leave.
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AmusedToDeath@AmusedToDeath1·
in 1982 Titanic survivor Ruth Becker was giving an interview where she stated the ship broke in two. The treasurer of the Titanic Historical Society actually took the microphone away from her and said she had been mistaken. 3 years later they found the wreck broken in 2
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C. M. Patterson@Cmpatterson61·
@HeyHeyItsConrad I said the same thing last night. It probably would have been over sooner if they cut down on the commercials
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Conrad the Mortgage Guy
Conrad the Mortgage Guy@HeyHeyItsConrad·
I have officially flip flopped. I miss WrestleMania being one night. I understand the business reasoning for two nights but it doesn’t feel as special. I find myself realizing it’s 7p and there are two matches left in WrestleMania. Feels weird.
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Dame of Dissolute, House of Ratchet Noir
Really would like to know why @Allstate is dragging their feet to have my truck inspected and a rental set up for me TWO WEEKS after the accident that was their customer’s fault. I truly hope I don’t have to go medieval but I’m more than willing to.
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C. M. Patterson@Cmpatterson61·
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ‘Two seconds till.’ After you ask, ‘Two seconds to what?’ he roundhouse kicks you in the face…. RIP Chuck
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C. M. Patterson@Cmpatterson61·
The Oscars should have a new category: Best line in a movie. My vote would go to Hailee Steinfeld’s line in Sinners…
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Frances Reimers
Frances Reimers@yourfirestarter·
Tonight’s agenda is entirely centered around waking up tomorrow morning to watch the men’s hockey game.
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Frances Reimers@yourfirestarter·
PSA, gentlemen: sitting next to a woman isn’t a meet-cute. She doesn’t owe you her name, a smile, or conversation. Read the room. Mind your business. If I want to talk to you, I will.
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McT Football
McT Football@McTJacketsFB·
Congrats to our Yellow Jackets Fox 10 6A All Region Teams. Jack Lenaghan (WR OFFENSE) Lamarien Miller (DB DEFENSE) LaDarien Miller (ATHLETE)
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C. M. Patterson
C. M. Patterson@Cmpatterson61·
Do you have what it takes to play? Want to be a part of the largest sports network in the world? Come out and join us at Battleship Rugby! We have both a men and women’s team. The only thing missing is YOU!!! First practice of the new year begins Jan 6 at 6 pm at Brookley Field!
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TheLastGentleman
TheLastGentleman@AppreciatesNick·
Can anyone tell me who is Notre Dame’s best win?
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C. M. Patterson@Cmpatterson61·
“In fact, I am the college of friendship, the university of brotherly love, the school for better making of men. I AM ALPHA PHI ALPHA!” Happy Founders’ Day to my distinguished and Ice Cold Brothers of Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Incorporated!
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