Cgreen 🟩

Beach dayyyyy

@fryspati Ok Mr Buzzkill, it may actually be a top 3 game of all time and it’s not number 3 I’ll tell you that for free

Lost interest in a guy because he told me to play Slay the Spire and I played it and it’s some nerd shit

The one thing about being tall that is unfortunately and incredibly accurate is the high volume of lower back pain you’ll experience in life

Saying, “Oops, you dropped this,” as I slip it in.

@dinosaur_info I’ve never really thought any Michael Jackson songs were my taste anyway luckily

it's really crazy how everyone is against child abuse until a michael jackson song comes on. or how everyone's against AI until it makes a funny meme. or how everyone's against animal abuse until it's lunchtime. nobody has any morals and that's why the world is like this

You guys ever use your cock and balls too much? 🤔

@ezisbored Because of the implication

Moist isn’t even that ugly of a word why did everyone in 2016 act like it was

@QStacked Nah I just get them online!

@CnnorG I'm going to spend all day wondering how this is physically possible. Do you have to get custom made shoes??

Finally coming out (again) as someone with size 17 feet

@Chris_Ince Very true indeed! And also very huge!

@CnnorG Quite literally ‘Huge if true’

@dinosaur_info #truthnuke

speedos look so tacky and bad im sorry

@fryspati I know, I basically need a prescription for Prilosec at this point

@CnnorG Damn, gramps let’s get you to the home

I’ve been having stomach issues so I’ve been experimenting with my diet and I am very annoyed to report I have to stop eating gluten. I don’t want to be one of those people at a restaurant. I don’t want to eat the dry ass fake bread. This is very annoying

26 is lowkey 17 in COVID years though so I still got time

@F466OT Tuck it between your legs or lay on your back/stomach, it’s sooo freeing

I know I have like zero influence on here, but can any oomfs who see this report this Facebook account for being what is basically animal torture porn? facebook.com/share/1HWPYPuV…

@Niko_SSBU That’s the dream tbh

a buddy of mine deadass just wore jeans, a t shirt, and an airpod in his ear to his college graduation ceremony

It’s like this in my cohort too. It’s crazy how much they rely on it.

yall please take care of your health bc i'm studying to be in the medical field and i am the only student in my class who doesn't use chatgpt 😭

@fryspati I wish they played bangers like that hereee

@CnnorG God I can’t remember now

The Steely Dan song playing in this bar is going straight to my pussy