Josh McCormick

@LarsThorsell That's a pretty broadly sweeping statement. Not sure how you could successfuly defend this stance stating that literally every single person who has spanked their child, 1 time, regardless of circumstance, is actually a "shit" human

If you as a grown up need to hit your child to get them to understand wrong from right, you are not just a shit parent, you are a shit human. And to hear grown ups laugh and clap when some dumbfuck talks about spanking his kids? Despicable people. Scum.

@BrianFisherLORW general stats indicate we got pumped pretty good...it didnt feel that way. It felt like we grinded them pretty well, limited high danger, transitioned the puck and had several good chances ourselves...what do the advanced stats say...since Scotty is wondering?

New Mickey-ism just dropped

@BrianFisherLORW So are we re-signing Kane?

3-way tie for WC2 with 7 games left lmao. #LGRW

@BrianFisherLORW dont even adjust your approach at all...keep grinding pucks....KANE....I forgot what I was saying

@BentleyScotty Jeff Gibson!!!

@BrianFisherLORW my paranoid "we can't have nice things" self is figuring Seider ends up with discipline for that beautiful hit...don't think he should just can't help but figure something like that would happen at this point. However, it is no longer March so....

@BrianFisherLORW why can't we just do something emotionally cathartic? Your ass is being thoroughly spanked...slash Crosby or Chinekov, open ice run someone to start a donnybrook. Larkin says they're pissed but you need to do something to excise that. Start a melee...prove it!

@BradKrysko Wish Appleton was the feel good career minor leaguer with some snarl and G.A.F so that he could get benched and Shine would play

Those first five minutes of the period where Detroit was actually pressing was fun. Sure wish they’d do it again sometime. God this team sucks……

Larkin just needs to schedule his Toradol shot between every period the rest of the way

@HockeytownEvan Larkin just needs to schedule his Toradol shot between every period the rest of the way

@RyanHanaWWP I love Ken, there is no one better, but he must be as over this dumpster fire as everyone else, as much as he's focused on Crosby

Talbot in for Gibson once again. Red Wings have 40 minutes to perform a miracle, down 3-0. #LGRW

@RyanHanaWWP What are the odds we complete a pass tonight

Bernard-Docker & Dewar drop the gloves - Dewar throws a few, JBD not getting much of anything in before the take down. #LGRW

@BrianFisherLORW Awesome win...one of the most frustrating things about this team...by this logic we will lose now lose to Philly

Well I said they needed to at minimum split the 4 games against the Atlantic to stay afloat — and they did — just in the opposite way I had preferred #LGRW

@BrianFisherLORW @sabresI get that we are spoiled with Ken and Mick but this Buffalo broadcast team has got to be one of the stinkiest shits around

@BrianFisherLORW I wish for a min where all those involved with the Wings...players, coaches, execs, had to sit and live listen to us bitch about their absolutely impotent try at doing what hundreds of thousands of fans try so hard to cheer them on to do! *%$÷@['#$*%*@*

@GrindLinePod I wish for a min where all those involved with the Wings...players, coaches, execs, had to sit and live listen to us bitch about their absolutely impotent try at doing what hundreds of thousands of fans try so hard to cheer them on to do!!! (Throws chair at TV while losing voice)

Another regulation loss. 11 games remaining.

@RyanHanaWWP I wish for a min where all those involved with the Wings...players, coaches, execs, had to sit and live listen to us bitch about their absolutely impotent try at doing what hundreds of thousands of fans try so hard to cheer them on to do!!! (Throws chair at TV while losing voice)

Ottawa was on the second half of a road back-to-back, 5th game in their last 7 days, 5 defensemen hurt (incl. Sanderson & Chabot), rookie making his NHL debut in the lineup, trailing Detroit by 1 point in the playoff race. And the Red Wings lost in regulation. Pathetic. #LGRW

@BrianFisherLORW Give ur balls a tug and just put Shine out there on the faceoff... go find their best player and beat the shit out of him...everyone will pay your salary during your suspension. Your captain just got molested and your 40 goal scorer is the one who fought...fucking bullshit

How does Larkin get a roughing for getting placed in a headlock?