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The math on this heist should embarrass every ad agency on the planet. 413,793 KitKat bars. 12 tons. Stolen somewhere between an Italian factory and Poland on March 26. The truck and cargo are still missing. Nestlé's response: deploy a fake presidential motorcade through Canadian cities during Easter weekend. Black SUVs. Red flags. Security guards stationed at retail displays. A job posting requiring "experience guarding high-value assets" and "a passion for preventing break-ins." The retail value of the stolen chocolate is roughly $620K. This Dexerto post alone has 4.7M views. The TikTok of the convoy cleared 600K. CBS, Fox, and every local affiliate in North America ran the story. A candy company is getting a better ROI on a cargo theft than most brands get on their entire annual ad budget. The thieves wrote the creative brief, the logistics were a delivery truck and four rented SUVs, and the audience did the distribution for free. The stolen truck hasn't been found. It doesn't need to be. It already paid for itself 15 times over.

Anthropic killed 1000+ agent startups with Managed Agents: > coding agents that ship prs > finance bots that process docs instantly > productivity agents that join your team > infra you'd spend months building THEY DID IT AGAIN.

I turned a Zillow listing into a cinematic property renovation video for $15 (no camera, no drone, no film crew) Just listing photos + Calico AI. Most agents are paying $100-$500 per property for videos at this quality. Offer this to realtors in your area and print money. Here's how the workflow breaks down: → Grab listing photos from any property (Zillow, Redfin, take your pick) → Lock in one consistent renovation style across the whole house → Generate photorealistic after-renovation images → Animate the transformation in every room → Build a cinematic closing shot with the realtor's contact info → Drop in a custom music track → Stitch it all together The result: a scroll-stopping property video that gets buyers dialing — built entirely from photos that were already on the listing. No videographer. No staging budget. No waiting around for golden hour. Comment "RENOVATE" and I'll send over the full workflow + every prompt + a step-by-step walkthrough video (gotta be following so the DM goes through!).

I MIGHT GET SUED FOR THIS, BUT YOLO: I just found a way to scrape over 200 million local businesses.. You can use this for cold email, cold calling or even door knocking.. And craziest part — IT'S COMPLETELY FREE. Comment "G" and I'll send it to you. (24h only)

This is Magic Johnson. He owns 400+ boring businesses that made him a billionaire. I’m no Ex-NBA Star… But I still own 8 boring businesses that pay me $900k per year. Here’s how I bought them as a normal guy:

sam altman watching ChatGPT hallucinate live on stage is the funniest thing i've seen all week the CEO of OpenAI, on stage, in front of everyone, watching his own AI just make things up in real time and his face says it all this is the guy telling us AGI is coming soon btw

A passenger brought flower pots onto a New York City subway platform. This video is going viral all over the internet.

This guy used a subway to transport all his plants

🚨 BREAKING: The now-rescued F-15 WSO evaded Iranian forces by hiking away from the wreckage, hiding on a ridge, and putting out an emergency beacon, and using SERE training to survive, per Fox Despite an intense firefight, NO AMERICANS were kiIIed in the operation. This was an INCREDIBLY complex operation, consisting of many elite U.S. Special Operations rescue forces including U.S. Air Force Pararescuemen (PJs)

Trump orders two transport planes blown up so Iranians don’t steal and reverse-engineer our technology after a wildly successful rescue mission of two American pilots deep inside Iranian territory. Biden leaves behind $85 billion in military equipment to the Taliban and over 100 military K9s abandoned at Kabul airport during a disastrous withdrawal that killed 13 service members. Take a guess which one Democrats are calling a success.

$SPY $QQQ consensus is Trump will TACO tonight but he's not the one pulling the strings, Israel is & there is no limit to their evil and depravity. Remeber this Israeli quote on killing innocent Palestinian children "we will never forgive them for making us kill their kids"

Bad news for the towels. They are loosing their job to this full body drier🙂

Turkish entrepreneurs made a smart rainwater storage solution that is gaining attention abroad 🌍

Young RE Investors: Yes, your entire life can change with one little deal. Here's the story of a 31-unit deal we bought in 2019. We invested $300k to buy this little property for $1.2 million, including about $150k into fixing it up. All-in for $1.35 million. It was in nice shape and only needed light renovations, but it was poorly managed (rather, very little management or maintenance support at all). Renovated it. Got the landscaping and curb appeal dialed in. New signage. Actually answered the phone. Moved rents to market (which are sub-25% household income in this market). Refinanced and pulled out all of our capital after 12 months. Sold it for $2.8 million after a 2.5 year hold, a profit of $1.45 million in 2.5 years (excl. cash flow, selling costs, etc.) Just like that. That win could be the foundation on which you build a real estate empire. Or some other empire. Whatever...it's a good start. Now, for newer real estate investors...what if you don't have the $300k needed? You probably don't. So how to get it? Could you borrow it? What if you borrowed that $300,000 at 12% fixed for 2.5 years? You'll pay $90,000 in interest...and make over $1.3 million on that one little deal. Honesty check: Yes, that's risk - not suggesting this is for everyone. If you don't know what you're doing or get cute, you could be behind the 8-ball. But it's a real example of what can be done without "going big" and buying institutional deals. You really wouldn't even need to syndicate this little one unless you didn't want the risk of hard money or other debt. And bonus: Most of the big guys aren't pounding the pavement for these smaller properties. But you can. Notes in the next post.

I own $296,000 worth of anti-aging technology as part of my plan to reach 120. Here’s everything I use, what it does, and the free alternative for each one (THREAD): 1. Sauna > Anything else on this list

@Mayhem4Markets Wait till it hits food... x.com/RecessionAlert…

@antibearthesis what app is that

Stock market is closed and i got no work today so went for a run for the 1st time in weeks🏃‍♂️📈

92 year old seller - still very sharp First thing I did is ask if she had family close and make sure they were in the meeting I could have swiped a lot of equity, but then I would have to look in the mirror and sleep at night What I have noticed about older sellers they have price anchored to a value long past and they cant imagine what current market value of their house is. They bought for $48k they made $18k a year in income, they stopped being active in trading and knowledge 20 years prior and cant imagine how a person might have $1mm to buy their house and how incomes are $200k This is why its so easy for wholesalers to swipe equity from older sellers. I believe in doing the right thing for others We made an offer based on our desired ROI and profit which Ive shown 4 examples this week. Not more, not less. Same offer we make to experienced sellers Open, transparent, honest, do the right thing, pray and trust God. 3 flips and 3 brokerage deals this year so far - haven't prospected once. btw - person who gave us this lead called this a "hoarder home" this is NOT a hoarder home

#ETA trades are banger.. stocks, commodities, crypto - we will keep winning… Our tesla short is up 10% Our OIL long is up 12% NVDA short up 10% BTC short up 15% Es1! Short up 5% And so much more banger trades… All from march… WAIT until APRIL bois