CoachMummy

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CoachMummy

CoachMummy

@Coach_Mummy

The more I know the less the better

Melbourne, Victoria Katılım Ağustos 2022
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Nat Factor ⭐️💜
Nat Factor ⭐️💜@StuddertNatalie·
Aust no longer kowtowing to Trumps America. The world knows he wants to secure the oil to only sell back to us. Using up our military resources in the process. Trump says Australia ‘not great’ as he questions Iran peace prospects - The Age apple.news/AiGt6JRuvTFq3m….
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CoachMummy
CoachMummy@Coach_Mummy·
@Gracie_Kimani Don’t believe the edit. He took a handful of Brook’s prescription meds (Xanax) to get high (without telling her). Gross.
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CoachMummy
CoachMummy@Coach_Mummy·
@sodramaticpod Steven asked Bec whether she thought it was one or two fingers prior to her then making this joke tho….. 🤷‍♀️
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So Dramatic!
So Dramatic!@sodramaticpod·
Bec made a joke about fingerbanging and thought it was all a bit blown out of proportion. Danny makes a joke about a plane flying overhead and it's end times. #MAFS #MAFSAU
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The Jentress
The Jentress@PremiumHeart88·
Australia is not a real country anymore... Not only is it $23 for 380g of chocolate, but its half price from $46
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CoachMummy
CoachMummy@Coach_Mummy·
@ausstockchick Because the media social and otherwise just depicts a noisy hateful minority. Decency wins out in real life
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Fernand R. Amandi
Fernand R. Amandi@AmandiOnAir·
I can’t guarantee much, but I can guarantee this. If Kamala Harris — or Joe Biden, for that matter — was President today, I guarantee we would not be at war with Iran, our economy would be much stronger, the US would be more respected & the world would be safer and more peaceful.
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Caillan
Caillan@chinafutureclub·
Friends in Australia telling me petrol prices are so bad the roads are quiet. Is this true? The war only started 3 weeks ago!
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CoachMummy
CoachMummy@Coach_Mummy·
@Toneknob7714 Her life is utterly empty without food. She knows no other way to fill her time than to gorge 24/7
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the toneknob
the toneknob@Toneknob7714·
#FoodieBeauty is doing the Ozempic eating challenge, where you take a weight loss drug but eat through it to gain more weight anyway. and shes winning. lol. Why would a person do this? She is doing everything she can to not lose weight! What the hell is the point of this?
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CoachMummy
CoachMummy@Coach_Mummy·
@megbasham I can’t believe you’d open your daughter’s phone and answer a text sent to her. What the actual?????
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Megan Basham
Megan Basham@megbasham·
Last night, after she’d gone to bed, my 16 y/o daughter receives a text from a friend. (We keep electronics in our room at night). I know my daughter isn’t gonna see it for a while and I know the answer to the girl’s dance-class-related question. So I just pick up the phone and answer it really quick as if I’m my daughter and leave it at that. Tonight, I see her giggling over her phone. I ask what’s up. Apparently, the other girl’s mother had just wanted to get an answer to the question really quick, so she picked up HER daughter’s phone and texted mine as if she were her daughter. (basically both of us were too lazy to go through the rigmarole of explaining, “hi, this is Mrs. So-and-so, and here’s why I’m texting you on your friend’s phone…” But the funny part was how the two girls figured this out. Because the first one was so appalled at seeing her mother‘s perfectly punctuated and capitalized sentences, that she felt she needed to come clean that it was her mom lest my daughter think she is that conscientious. And my daughter, likewise, didn’t want her friend to think that SHE uses correct grammar when texting either. So what I learned today is that it is apparently humiliating to be caught correctly formulating sentences via text.
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CoachMummy
CoachMummy@Coach_Mummy·
@ChickenGorl @Mo_translates She can’t do ozempic because that would mean eating less and without eating how will she fill each day - she’s not used to doing anything else but gorging all day.
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Hectic Llama
Hectic Llama@ChickenGorl·
Would you believe me if I told you Foodie was live smoking a blunt before Ramadan is even over? If so, you would be correct. I didn't see this coming, but I should have - she NEEDS weed to counteract the Ozempic! 🤣🤣🤣
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Gandalv
Gandalv@Microinteracti1·
Trump is on his knees😭😭, begging allies to help clean up the mess he made in the Middle East. Here’s the result so far: 🇨🇳 China: go fuck yourself. 🇫🇷 France: go fuck yourself. 🇯🇵 Japan: go fuck yourself. 🇰🇷 South Korea: go fuck yourself. 🇬🇧 the UK: go fuck yourself. 🇩🇪 Germany: go fuck yourself. 🇪🇸 Spain: go fuck yourself. 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: go fuck yourself. 🇦🇪 the UAE: go fuck yourself. 🇰🇼 Kuwait: go fuck yourself. The man who started the fire is now screaming at the neighbors to bring water. Nobody’s coming. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1
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Sonia
Sonia@Sonia3044·
Joel too scared to put Juliette in her place…sorry mate you’ve now lost me #MAFS
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CoachMummy
CoachMummy@Coach_Mummy·
@calmwhitewolf Yes and now thanks to Bec Rachel will always be the one who got finger banged on MAFS. 🥹 Bec really needs to Shut it!
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calmlonewolf
calmlonewolf@calmwhitewolf·
#Mafs #MAFSAU Bec could've said congratulations on your deepening intimacy but no, she blurts out the term finger banging which is so crass, low class and vulgar
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CoachMummy@Coach_Mummy·
@LefthandLiza Like Juliette's 'distaint'. Education by TikTok. Stupidity abounds.
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Liza
Liza@LefthandLiza·
Grazing over, lol. Did Gia mean glazing over? #mafs #mafsau
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CoachMummy
CoachMummy@Coach_Mummy·
@jenleeren She’s not sophisticated enough to understand metaphors… or the BPD only let her hear star and she confabulated the rest to substantiate her belief that he’s performative 🤷‍♀️
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Jen Lee 🇺🇦🇺🇦
Jen Lee 🇺🇦🇺🇦@jenleeren·
“You don’t see the star in me” “I’m the star of the show” ………. See the difference in both statements Juliette, the only commonality is the word star. #MAFS #MAFSAU
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