Jon Coade

#Top10FavouriteArcticMonkeysSongs that's like picking your favourite child

this is genuinely how it feels when your sports team is doing embarrassingly bad

When my mother first moved to Japan, she tried to jaywalk while pushing a stroller on an empty residential street. She was immediately stopped by an old, well dressed Japanese man who solemnly told her in perfect English "the downfall of society begins with the individual"

Godzilla Minus One in a nutshell

Occasionally you find a perfect tweet. This is one of those moments.

Rory McIlroy gets divorced the same weekend that Scottie Scheffler is arrested?

Movies are back

[consoling a friend after a breakup] HIM: I won’t find anyone as good as her ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we’ll recreate her in the aggregate

Good Lord what is happening in there!?

BREAKING: Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing it to collapse

The finishers. #BM100

Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis finished loop five of the #BM100 in 59:58:21.

The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:

Still laughing about the time a computer scientist who had his bike stolen tried to explain binary search to a cop

from time to time I think about this post, which I think remains in the top 0.01% of everything I have ever read

🚨 NEW WORLD RECORD! 🚨 Faith Kipyegon has smashed the women's 1500m world record at the Diamond League in Florence! Sit back and enjoy. Watch on @BBCThree and @BBCiPlayer #BBCAthletics

Pride month is upon us, be wary of the LGBT's 2.0x movement speed buff.

Ridley Scott’s swords-and-sandals classic GLADIATOR was released 23 years ago today. An enormous production full of star names, the making of story is as epic as the film itself. A THREAD 1/35

McKennie is so trash