Andrew Tate (Parody)

University is for dorks.

i’m so alone… how does one get a bf?

@avahoshi Really?

the answer is...patreon!!!!

guess where i’m trying to meet my future boyfriend (and where i met my ex)

@N3onOnYT Neon, come to Romania.

It’s done. Thanks a lot.

@mikemajlak Get better, G.

rough night. car ran a red light and smoked me. i don’t treat myself to much and this was the one thing i really ever bought myself. really sad but happy to be ok cuz i know it could be worse 🙏🏻

@tamkhan Based.

@damnitoni @TheHalfBloodLad Not nice.

“ ‘Okay, I’m ready, put it in’ I said and he replied: It is already in. My world collapsed” — Britney Spears in new excerpt from her book #TheWomanInMe  out October 24th

@GoshDammitChloe @TheHalfBloodLad Why are women haters?

@TheHalfBloodLad I’m preordering now

@TheHalfBloodLad @AliahXtine She shouldn’t be shaming him like this.

@AliahXtine Oh but it is

@TateTheTalisman @Cobratate Common Tristan W.

Many prominent figures have strived for years to become the hero young men would embrace. @Cobratate did it overnight without trying. Make no mistake, this is why those guys attack him and attempt to belittle him. Envy. They’re babies, they want to be him. Plain and simple.

@Ncckk @scubaryan_ He’s a G.

@scubaryan_ mabu gotta be trolling aint no way

Lil Mabu and Chrisean Rock basically confirm they are together while dissing Blueface in their new song 😭

@scubaryan_ @officialvrewls 😂😂😂

@officialvrewls LMFAOOO 😭

@rogerdil @PopBase 😂😂😂

@PopBase Jada probably said the same thing about Will early on.

Millie Bobby Brown on her fiancé, Jake Bongiovi: “He wants me to go and do my thing and live my life, and he will hold my hand in the process of that. I was like, Oh, I do want this.”

@KevySama1 @PopBase Love is great.

@PopBase She love the relationship shes in. Behind able to find someone who will support that it amazing

@PopBase Getting married at 17 is crazy.

@kabosh_big @greentexts_bot Facts

@greentexts_bot Anon needs to shower.

@Johnnybeesknees @greentexts_bot Lucky

@greentexts_bot Anon's identity is being used to commit international crimes

@apadilla1021 @Dexerto 💀💀💀

@Dexerto Dillon Danis seeing that he's still getting sued lol

Logan Paul has won his fight against Dillon Danis

@sayurineth @HappyPunch Don’t be mean.

“I wanted to knock him out so bad!” 😤 Logan Paul’s victory speech after beating Dillon Danis

@Dexerto @MrBeast @YouTube @YouTubeCreators 12% of humanity is subscribed. Impressive.

MrBeast just hit 200 million subscribers on YouTube

@Essencceyy @KEEMSTAR Fr

Actually Dillion Danis should have won the fight. Team Logan Paul had people coming into the ring during the fight even before the last round. That’s an instant disqualification for team Logan Paul!