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Imagine having to make a twitter just so you can see some guy’s bussy getting blown out.

They have absolutely no concept of innovation. It simply doesn't enter their dim minds that people can become wealthy through innovation, and the development of social practices and principles that build the frameworks necessary to create wealth. To them, if someone is wealthy, it's because they took that wealth from someone else - and that's as far as their mind will go. We are not the same.

@Polymarket Well that’s shitty.

BREAKING: The only toilet on Artemis II is currently malfunctioning.

@ToonSoulsGame @SEGA Troonsouls

Hey SEGA @SEGA I need to contact you ASAP. I've got a big project called TOONSOULS

@real_lord_miles Hell yeah brother, HH.

I’m giving away one Osama bin lighter for FREE! Literally like this post, retweet and comment. I’ll pick a winner within 48 hours. No Indians no Israelis

April Fools you have been jorted

@B1gDaddyMarv I predict a lot of slop. Just a big fat mound of it.

Resident Evil movie and Weapons director Zach Cregger was interviewed by The New York Times about his reboot. ▪️He's already beaten RE 9 twice. ▪️He is the biggest worshipper of the games, and his movie is not breaking the rules of the games. ▪️This film has a much bigger budget than Weapons, and Cregger was given carte blanche to reinvent RE with this film. ▪️Does not adapt to any specific story from the games, and contains no characters from any of the games.

@mane_tank Groomed vs groomer.

Virgin Bunboy vs Chad Hrothwife

@usanewshq Works for me, only retards who use the app have this issue.

President Trump rejected him on camera. Elon Musk has officially banned the ability to copy X links about politics! Watch this. Donald Trump Now try to copy the link…

@StuffWorthSee I’m telling every crack addict I come across on the side of the road that these things are loaded with copper btw.

Tree lights... Every city should have this!

@transscrina Ack ack ack

oh my bruh

@Staho2__ Keep putting Kel in ai don’t let these little bitches hold you down.

@bee_fumo Was revengenance fun? Sure why not? Is it what I wanted after mgs4? No.

You need to understand that when it was in development Metap Gear Rising was meant to a tactical espionage game with an emphasis on the cutting mechanic. Thats the type of game the metal gear fanbase wants. m.youtube.com/watch?v=j7fddF…

@sustainuntruth Mario gave girls the ick tho, 0/10.

not trying to defend the mario galaxy movie but that exact description fits kpop demon hunters perfectly yet nobody wrote about it like this for some reason

Gotta hand it to her, Laura Loomer cleans up nice.

@bee_fumo @RockstarGames Banned for exploiting.

@RockstarGames I don't understand how you guys fucked this up but I somehow got a bunch of achievements after your piece of shit games client got updated

@DB_official_en The black community was never the same after.

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@Razer The worst selection around. Not even a tight assed twink with a mouth on him. Just all koreans or foids as a selection. 0/10

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@damienslash Bald wank, opinion disregarded. Find someone with some hair plz.

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