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@EricMTerrill1 They missed the Atari 2600 and 5200 .... And technically pong too.

started with 1 baybeeeeeee my back is killing me

When the wife's at work I put the washing in together on a 40 quick wash, no one notices the difference, washing machine didn't explode, and it was done simply rather than 12 separate 4 hour washes, you're wrong Lucy. Obviously I can't tell you you're wrong, but you're wrong.

@EricMTerrill1 Get them boot straps ready!

get a job

Check on your friends of no color today, they just lost Chuck Norris.

Pittsburgh Public Schools will be closed for three days, and compel "asynchronous" remote learning, because of the NFL Draft. Since the city will have a lot of visitors this will "ensure students can continue learning safely and effectively." Unreal. publicsource.org/pittsburgh-pub…

@EricMTerrill1 Cause u dont want to see me walking up your walkway

why do i even pay my bills

We had to smoke out of soda cans with screens from a sink faucet and blow into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets so Gen Z could hit a weed pen at Target

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

The word "psychedelic" was invented during a poetry battle. Aldous Huxley proposed "phanerothyme" with the line: "To make this mundane world sublime, take half a gram of phanerothyme." Psychiatrist Humphry Osmond countered: "To fathom Hell or soar angelic, just take a pinch of psychedelic." Osmond won. He debuted the word at the New York Academy of Sciences in 1957. We almost ended up calling them "phanerothymes."

@Pirates God forbid they field a decent team... Sincerely- A former 90s kid.

New season, new eats at PNC Park! 🍽️ Introducing new Pittsburgh-inspired ballpark bites. Notable options include: 🌭 Boricua Dog (pictured) 🍟  Chipped Ham Fries 🍩 Nutella Beignets (pictured) 🥔 Kettle Chip Nachos And more! Check out the full list of food options, concessions features, and souvenir items at pirates.com/burghbites

at grimeys in nashville 📸: @emwoodhullmusic

Afroman got em right in the ouch pouch

@realcountry1953 I vote Willie. But.... thats my guy.

George. Glenn. Jones. No one else even comes close.

1200 miles - 28hrs of driving - 66 stops. In 2 days. Another 12hrs and 600 miles tomorrow to get home. Shite.

Mark your calendars....

Sigh... pacey. Hit my 10k steps thanks to stress. High anxiety. Hate knocking on sunday. Pple way grumpy. Have to get thru 18 stops. Deep into #mississippi. Been trying to eat right. Road meals for 3 days. Mucho fruit and veg - and oatmeal jars.i have a BS in Cooler management.

Same truck... same pple... but... wow. Where has time gone? Damn.

@patinaresearch 2 at 500k plus. Corolls-royce....

317k miles