Vanessa vs Capitalism

Call me Hilda Baci the way I cooked these records 😮‍💨 3rd overall best graduating student, best female student, best student in criminal litigation, 2nd best student from PH campus Tier 1 firms, Please hire me. I’m brilliant, a quick learner and I have a great work ethic 🥺

I haven’t booked in months and my flatmate who regularly fixes me plates is moving out soon 😭😔 I NEED to get married

I’m not sure how I survived in the past without my research assistant 😭❤️

“Let’s see who will marry you” Tbh I’m also curious😂. I want to see who will fr😭

As a young woman, one of the things you must never do in a professional space is to put yourself in a situation where you are embarrassing. Never opt to be the office clown. It will affect public perception of you in a way that you will not be able to track or measure.

“I was scared to approach you” oh that’s very good.

Part of feminism is admitting that you’re a bird about certain shit and working to unlearn it. All of us got a lil chirpy chirp you just gotta rage against the birdness

Must have completed NYSC? Bring!!! .

if you ask me to forgive some egregious shit that was done to me, I’ll be adding you to the beef.

@Nzubeknn It was very very very jarring

@CocoTheGoddess Ah

I’m not sure why I’m still a hopeless romantic because one time I was hit on at a wedding, by the groom 😔

@JessythePhoenix Omo my love I was in shock.

@CocoTheGoddess Eishhhh 😭😔, this would have me weak I might start crying there

@fluffyZorle Baby I wish you could see the shock on my face 😭

@CocoTheGoddess 😂😂😂Embarrassing af. Spending all that money and you couldn't even respect your vows on day one

i really hate the fact that the average human actually believes stereotypes because literally all of them are created in a variation of this:

it feels like men think their struggles are unique, that they’re the only ones suffering from capitalism. they think we don’t work or have bills to pay. that we just sit around doing nothing

This put my tweet together so nicely, wow 🤭 this is exactly what I meant. Worship me or get lost.

They’re calling me plus sized 😭

"If you don't lower your standards, the men you're uninterested in will refuse to date you!" Well yes

All the extra extra shock and moral panic whenever women do something even slightly morally reprehensible exist because you have been conditioned to see us as obligatory saints when we’re not. My feminism recognises women as morally complex human beings capable of good and bad, and socialisation is why the consequences are disproportionately harsher for us. If we were truly morally superior, you would cede leadership positions to us — domestically and professionally — but you won’t because you know it’s all just a mechanism of control. No true equality until we undo this dehumanising construct so men can stop using ‘nature’ as an excuse to do all sorts of evil while punishing women more harshly for the same shit they feel entitled to do. There is nothing special about men that makes their pain a global emergency while ours is treated as an afterthought. Claiming not to be emotional beings but stinking up the place with tears and bullets when they get their feelings hurt, even when they drew first blood? Cry me a fucking river.

Anything lower than where I am and UNICEF might have to step in 😩😭

Fucking someone who cannot believe their luck <<<<<