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@VinnysCorner1 I did that! after a good meal of course.

Is a baseball game a good first date idea? 🤔

@MatthewModine my high school friends wanted me to wrestle... nah, y'all crazy First school outside of Dekalb County to win the Ga state wrestling championship What a great day

I’m often asked about the pegboard scene in VISION QUEST. That was all me. No stunt doubles or safety measures. I trained for a long time and had to climb it several times to get all the angles. The “trick” is not to over extend, so you’d be pulling up your entire body weight. You have to keep it compact. Arms and elbows tight. 💪🏽 You can support the @FMJDiary project by bidding on a signed VQ poster here: ebay.com/itm/2062521319…

@TheJoeySwoll which means he's been on more than that?

39 minutes is better than NO minutes at all.

Had one build a 'home' under my dock. He was terrorizing the cove cutting down trees. Clowns threatening to sue me, whatever. I'm coming into the cove and see him sunning on my dock. I pointed the canoe at him and cruised in without paddling. He jumped straight up and into the water and high tailed swimming away when I was ten feet away. I chased him up the river a couple of miles. No idea why he didn't just go under to get away. I never saw him again.

That's one pissed off Beaver...

@Justa_Guy907 Dayum

@liveforagenda @dekim_Kalvino @KeruboSk yep

@CodeMonkeyReadr @dekim_Kalvino @KeruboSk 😭😭 mutuals?

How do you politely tell someone they're stupid

@liveforagenda @dekim_Kalvino @KeruboSk I had it coming, I'd been ribbing them bad.

@CodeMonkeyReadr @dekim_Kalvino @KeruboSk damn😭

@JayVTheGreat I am a die hard conservative and he is creepy.

Where did Rick Jackson come from??? I don’t trust him for GA…

@wileyballard_ @BravesVision I hope they leave it there

Series finale coming up this afternoon on @BravesVision and Mauricio Dubon has already left his mark in Denver #EyeBlack #FacePrint

@Bob_Janke Then they’d have senior hours at Kroger Guess what I was buying

Remember when everyone freaked out and thought the best thing to do was buy all the toilet paper

@b_outliers Thought that too What the heck

I still don’t fully understand why you voluntarily have a pitcher make his return at Coors Field

@t_sadiity I’m on busses during college and I pick up that these women were flying from New York or somewhere to Atlanta to shop then would fly back the same day. I couldn’t believe it.

I saw a girl go on trip for 24 hours … no hotel. Just off the plane , into the city … she did like 4/5 things .. And then back on a ✈️ that night . Is this a thing now ?

@1ssve I’m quite sure I was not hiding it well when I went through this recently

can we talk about how absolutely fucked up it is to job search while you are depressed

@MediocreJoker85 Should have seen that coming ha ha

A man steps out onto the street and catches a taxi just as it’s going by. He gets in, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” “Who?” the passenger asks. “Frank Feldman,” the cabbie says. “He was a guy who did everything right, all the time. Like me coming along just when you needed a cab. Things like that always happened to Frank Feldman.” “Well, nobody’s perfect,” the passenger says. “Not Frank Feldman,” the cabbie replies. “He was a terrific athlete. He could’ve won a Grand Slam in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. And you should’ve heard him play piano. He was amazing.” “Sounds like he was something special,” the passenger says. “There’s more,” the cabbie continues. “He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everyone’s birthday. He knew all about wine — what to order, which fork to use. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street goes dark. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.” “Wow,” says the passenger, “what a guy.” “And he always knew the fastest route through traffic,” the cabbie adds. “Not like me. I’m always getting stuck. But Frank never made a mistake. And he knew how to treat a woman. He’d never talk back, even if she was wrong. His clothes were always spotless, his shoes polished. The perfect man. Nobody could measure up to Frank Feldman.” The passenger pauses, then asks, “So how did you meet him?” The cabbie says, “I never did. He died… and I married his wife.”

@luwatofunmi Mine changes it to weee every time since I overrode it accidentally years ago

Dear Apple, "WERE" is an actual word! Stop correcting it to "we're" when it doesn't match the context!

@newstart_2024 I know someone, truly a good man Holy cow though, it’s so easy to trigger his competitive juices, I’m not even trying His wife is scarier

Ever wanted a cheat code for spotting psychopaths in the wild? Rory Sutherland dropped a quietly savage one: bribe the waiter to spill soup on them. The mask slips instantly — they lose their rag, no control, pure reaction. Or simply turn up 15 minutes late. Most of us would say “traffic was terrible, sorry.” The dangerous ones? They make sure you know they’ve been sitting there like an idiot, seething. It’s not about paranoia. It’s pattern recognition. Real character leaks out in how people handle small chaos and minor inconveniences, not in the polished first impressions. This stuff fascinates me because we’re all running around trying to read people, but the truth usually hides in those unguarded micro-moments where the script fails. Saves you from years of slow disappointment if you catch it early. In dating, hiring, or even friendships, these tiny tests protect your peace without needing grand gestures. They remind us humans are glitchy, predictable creatures once you know where to look. Got a subtle real-world “character reveal” test you’ve learned the hard way? Share it — I’m genuinely curious.

@AlanJacoby Nah Suspend the teachers involved

ALL federal funds should immediately be cut from ALL school districts who canceled classes for, encouraged, and forced students to attend MARXIST, leftist protests. Teachers and school administrators forced this. DEFUND THEM ALL!

@LeadfootLemmy @yejiiiiiz That’s who I was trying to think of today Arcia

@yejiiiiiz Could have caused an error in the field. Weiss needs to address his immaturity. He was even worse when Arcia was on the team.

tears in my eyes man what’s wrong with him

@realpeteyb123 C cup

Took the triplets to a desolate beach for their birthday. Had them build rock people. Promised them we will go to Internet to choose who made the best rock person. Drop a comment: Kid A Kid B Kid C Winner gets to plan itinerary tomorrow.