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@timokonkwo_ Cool right 😎

@Codex_The_Dev wtf 😂

codex is goated

@Deelaw_17 I watched this yesterday for the first time and broo it was amazing

This scene 🫢❤️

@CanucksFirst1 @MokodaSait3440 @BLKCandle @elonmusk Just answer the damn question

@MokodaSait3440 @BLKCandle @elonmusk This ignorant, childish, and poorly thought out question has been answered 3378 times already. Look it up yourself, shit-tooth. I have no patience for stupidity.

Yes

@instablog9ja Lmaoo, they'll share password with you, only to be clearing Whatsapp messages they don't want you to see. Who will cheat will cheat and who will stay faithful will stay faithful, it's not by password

If your partner cannot share their phone passwords with you, don’t marry them — Pastor Dolapo Lawal  Pastor Dolapo Lawal has stirred conversations online after insisting that couples must embrace full transparency, including access to passwords, before committing to marriage. In a now-viral message, the clergyman advised singles to test their partner’s openness by asking for unrestricted access to their personal accounts. “If you want to marry somebody, ask them, ‘Can I know your password to everything that you have?’ If they say ‘no,’ leave them,” he said emphatically. “If they say ‘no,’ leave them o! Let them be going their own way o.” Lawal argued that any relationship lacking transparency cannot be considered a true marriage, questioning the logic behind physical vulnerability without emotional and financial openness. “Marriage where there is no transparency is not, so you can see my n@kedness, but you are not open with me? So what are we doing? That’s not marriage now,” he stated. Drawing from scripture, he referenced Epistle to the Romans to support his stance, citing chapter 8 verse 32 to illustrate the level of openness expected in a union. “Do you know what it means for you to be n@kedbefore somebody? The way you came to this earth, somebody can see your n@kedness, they can’t see your account balance?” he added. The pastor further criticised what he described as misleading modern relationship ideologies, stressing that true marriage reflects divine generosity and openness.

@mumsfirstkid @FabrizioRomano This is funny 😭😂😂😂

@FabrizioRomano Micheal Jackson After losing "All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us"

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@stfukhaleeed God Dad Mum Wife Kids Siblings Friends Barber

How every man should rank people in his life. 1. God 2. Mom 3. daughter 4.Barber 5. Dad 6. Wife

@stfukhaleeed Let God take you and your ranking

@Techriztm @Psychedeliatm @TraderHadesh @FundedNext I just feel pity for everyone under this post whose hopes were high.

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@instablog9ja I always thought about this, what if two Sperm mix up the same time in the lady will the child crossbreed or will the twins have different fathers?. What if it's IVF and they mix the sperm of two men, what will happen?

19-year-old Brazilian gives birth to twins with different biological fathers in a rare condition called heteropaternal superfecundation.

@_africa_1 @pallnandi How's this Physics?

@pallnandi It really doesn’t matter - because by telling broke men they don’t get pvssy, that implicitly and explicitly means rich men get all the pvssy they can… simple physics.

A society that says a poor man doesn’t deserve a woman has no right telling a rich man how many women he can have.

@Kingsle24602644 😂😂😂😂😂 funniest eve meme I've seen on this abortion decision.

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@OshatimiDavid The last sentence was much needed 😂😂

I have a family member who was actually kidnapped in Kogi as far back as 2018, my uncle was a senior pastor at the church and had access to Papa. The next time he was able to reach the kidnappers Papa took the phone and threatened them there and then. The next morning she was …

@SpiricocoNg It's all Bussiness man, the church wants a service, the minister has that service but it comes with a price. He knows his worth and they're ready to pay the worth, I don't see a problem here

This is an invoice from a gospel music minister. The following are its stipulations before the said minister can be invited: Flights will be booked for both the outbound and return journeys. The artist will fly First Class (compulsory). The team will fly Economy. Hotel reservations will be covered by the church: a. 1 Executive Suite for the minister b. 3 Executive rooms for the 6 males c. 1 Executive room for the 2 males Honorarium: ₦5,000,000. MODE OF PAYMENT: a. A non-refundable 50% deposit must be made before the event can be scheduled. b. The remaining 50% must be paid 2 days before the event (compulsory). This invoice is years old, so it has most likely been revised upward. This has become an accepted practice across many churches in the Nigerian church ecosystem today, especially among gospel music ministers. Their ministrations, gifts, and talents are now placed behind a paywall. No money, no ministration. This raises several important questions about the current state of affairs. What exactly is the minister charging for? Everything that makes a ministration and ministry effective comes from God. Firstly, the ministry itself is from God. Paul said that it was Jesus who gave the ministries for the edification of the Church: “And He Himself gave some to be apostles, some prophets, some evangelists, and some pastors and teachers.” (Ephesians 4:11) Paul also said that it is God who makes us competent to minister the New Covenant: “Not that we are sufficient of ourselves to think of anything as being from ourselves, but our sufficiency is from God.” (2 Corinthians 3:5) He further stated that it is God who causes His light to shine in the hearts of the unsaved: “For it is the God who commanded light to shine out of darkness, who has shone in our hearts…” (2 Corinthians 4:6) And again, Paul made it clear that it is God who gives the increase, while the minister is nothing: “So then neither he who plants is anything, nor he who waters, but God who gives the increase.” (1 Corinthians 3:7) The question remains: what are we charging for? It is God who gives the ministry. It is God who makes ministers competent. It is God who causes light to shine in dark hearts. It is God who brings increase and edification. If a minister charges money to minister, it suggests that they have control over the outcome of the ministration. But Scripture says otherwise. So again, what are we charging for? What do we truly have to offer that justifies a price? Paul also said that it is God who counts ministers worthy and appoints them: “And I thank Christ Jesus our Lord who has enabled me, because He counted me faithful, putting me into the ministry.” (1 Timothy 1:12) We highlight these things to show that God is not pleased with what is happening within the Church in this nation. This practice has become widespread. Ministers have taken what belongs to God and turned it into personal ambition. They now believe they must be material beneficiaries simply because they are close to the altar. Like Hophni and Phinehas, they are fattening themselves on the offerings of God’s people. God is not pleased. These money-mongers are ministers of Christ. They do not represent Jesus. They have become celebrities, following the way of Cain. Their consciences have been seared, and they no longer hold to the mystery of the faith with sincerity and a pure conscience. God has rejected the service of such people. This example is only a modest invoice. There are others that are far more excessive, more troubling, and more driven by greed. But the message has been passed. More will be said. Until then, remain blessed. Keep your garments white and your hands pure. Amen.

@FightStorage She sounds so much like this 😂😂😂

Wow 😳

@OgbeniDipo @AkintSawyerr @NELFUND @officialABAT Why haven't Nelfund disbursed to Uniuyo student since this session started? This is second semester @AkintSawyerr

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@chukda16340 @DaGreyArea @Promiseishim Lmao, I'm used to them ever since I started watching Anime, they're same as Manga readers, they feel like godss and ruin the show for everyone else

@DaGreyArea @Promiseishim You comic niggas are annoying asf

"I want to be there for Oliver" Just say you've missed that Omni dih 😭😭✌🏽