Cody Beck

@Lil_Larso @DevonESawa @joshgroban I’ll be at my table, come say hi!

Heading back to Alton, IL tomorrow, because we had so much fun in November! @CodyBeckSTL, hope to meet you this time around!! I’m ready for some ghost hunts! #goodnight @DevonESawa & @joshgroban

Our phones taught us an important lesson. The thing we feared most wasn't tyranny, loneliness, or anxiety. The thing we feared most was boredom. We were willing to let all those other things slide into the abyss as long as we remained entertained.

@TheAuthorGuy @TVietor08 Joshua would be so pissed.

@TVietor08 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image" The 1st Commandment for the SIN!

“Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf”

@ThemeParkDirk Dirk, from now on only take your kid to stuff you hate.

Wait until you hear about watching professional sporting events.

@eurofounder The more I continue to read the comments, the more I want to walk into traffic.

My wife and I made a list of 5 people we can have sex with while married: Mine: 1. Greta Thunberg 2. Kim Kardashian 3. Angela Merkel 4. Sophie Rain 5. Mia Khalifa Hers: 1. Her gym trainer 2. Our neighbor Mohammed 3. Our neighbor’s son Ahmed 4. My brother 5. Her ex-boyfriend How dumb is she? She could have picked any celebrity, and instead she picked regular people Completely wasted her dream list

@eurofounder It’s nice to see so many people explaining the irony of a joke that they don’t understand is a joke. Gives me hope for the future.

@TheAuthorGuy @ThrillaRilla369 Counterfeiting currency is not a JOKE, Mr Moore. God. You’re being such a Biff rn instead of a Joshua.

@ThrillaRilla369 Wow, the number of people in the comments who didn't get the joke and chimed in to say so is disturbing.

Cashier: “That’ll be $19.94.” Me: *pulls out a $50 bill* Cashier: “I’m so sorry, but we’ve had a problem with counterfeit bills. Do you have anything smaller?” Me: *pulls out a $25 bill*

@voozahq You should have way more followers.

Vibe coding? I feel like the words vibe and coding should never be paired together. But I guess "vibe" jumped (shifted?) the shark a while ago.

@adamslife365 🥱

Thoughts on the first quarter of the #SuperBowl? #NFL

@ThemeParkDirk I love when haters show how much they don’t care by engaging. Sometimes twice.

Yes, I'm a 48 year old man riding It's A Small World Holiday alone. What of it?

@sad__bastian It’s just tryna draw you closer to me, dawg 🖤

i hate when you search for something on google maps and it automatically zooms out 5,000 miles

@ThemeParkDirk @CinemaBlend Sorry again that it took so long to get it up there lmao

Seven years ago yesterday I began my first shift on staff at @CinemaBlend after spending three years regularly freelancing. It's been quite the ride. I made my passion my job when I started to build a Theme Park section. Seeing it on the page makes me smile every time.

@TheAuthorGuy I would happily send them a copy of Lamb.

Jesus was famous for not challenging authority. That's why the Romans, uh, elevated him.

Hey @doughboyspod! Do you know when you might have this hat back in stock?

@lah9891 Can you do me a favor next time you talk with them and ask what the mag light budget was for this latest episode

There are worse ways to start the day than an interview for #LawAndOrderOrganizedCrime! Stay tuned for a big episode for Reyes this week. Plus, it was a real throwback to my earlier days in entertainment journalism to talk about Arrow with Rick Gonzalez.

@TheAuthorGuy I will read anything you write, plz and thx. I would still love a story about the two other men on their crosses and their journey that then meets up with Joshua and Lamb. But if it doesn’t happen I will just keep reading Lamb a bunch 🖤

@TheAuthorGuy Will you write a short story about somebody who was left on the rocket to orbit around the moon and what that was like? And also two peeps on the moon and what that was like? And also just more anything? Thanks.

I, too, have failed to launch my moon rocket eight times. Can't get the Mentos to Diet Coke ratio right, evidently.

@LibertyCappy This is like a dumb troll post intended to get engagement which I am now helping, right? Like this is a stupid incel, dumbass, mom’s basement, trolling post and I’m falling for it? Like this is a huge fuckin loser-loving, no sex havin, me divin into th-

@Wifesucker Agreed. Could handle most anything and everything. K2 had me lost while take a circular walk around my block that I had done 1,000 times. Used to “ghost” pinch hits in the basement as I walked out the side door for a run and the later K2 had me tryna find my own damn feet.

i did heroin for 6 years, i’ve done meth, molly, crack, most psychedelics, a shit ton of designer drugs, countless prescription drugs and I swear to god the worst feeling thing I’ve ever had in my body was a single hit of legal “weed” from a gas station

@TheAuthorGuy I interviewed the cast twice for @CinemaBlend and had I known you were on board for this, I would have pitched it.

Dear Canada. Sorry, most of us didn’t vote for him. But, to make up for it, you can have Montana for another season of LetterKenny. Think about it. They have a big sky there. Barely used. Like new.