Cody Greiner

This is the dummest and most destructive shit to ever occur in agriculture. All participants should be ashamed.

@Agriliz_ keep a bag in every tractor 10/10

It’s time to load up on some goodies for the season! What are your favorite snacks for in the field/on the go??

@Deere_Salesman Leaving the plastic on the seat is the equivalent of "saving" your wife for the next guy.

Everything that has happened with FTX…. Pull Tab Investing would never 📈

every day #ForTheFarmers

Hell Paso drops on Tuesday. But I’m half cocked off. Might be Thursday or Sunday. I’ll keep ya posted.

You’ll see all of these at the bar this weekend 🍻

On our way home from the bar to smash 3 frozen pizzas:

When someone says “give me the same price as last year” when buying ag inputs:

Me: Hey Boss man the machinery salesman is here again Boss man: Who? That damn Deere guy again? Me: No. worse. The Becks guy

Yeah, a slap fight really happened on the Paul-Askren PPV card 😳 (via @Triller)

There has to be a winner in this next batch. Still a $500 on the board

A girl to go on cute fall dates would be good BUT A girl to bring food and beers to the field during harvest would be GOODER

@BuschBeer #LatteForLife #sweepstakes I just got my supply for a while but I’d take more

Unpopular opinion: A lot of land with a small house > a big house with no land