Cody Jarrett

@connFUT @Playmaker8u Definitely dumb!

@Playmaker8u Are people dumb in the replies or trolling?😂😂

🚨✅OFFICIAL: England World Cup final squad announced🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Mason Greenwood receives his first ever World Cup call-up

@thebadass @Playmaker8u @um_cyruss Considering England don’t announce their squad until next week I’m assuming it’s all the spazzos that believe it’s genuine that will be riled up

@Playmaker8u @um_cyruss Well deserved. Many English people are gonna be riled up

@Playmaker8u Anyone believing this bollocks must be more retarded than the spastic who wrote it in the first place!

@DrNeilStone 20 million died because of COVID? Chinny Reckon!

The worst part of Covid was that 20 million people died

@andy_cov93 Millwall had their chance and blew it, so let’s just give them another go! I’m sure Hull will love that if Millwall win that one off game and then beat them in the final after already beating them fair and square already!

Millwall vs Boro one off tie neutral venue. Both losing teams who played within the laws of the game and played sportingly. Winner plays Hull. It should be very straight forward for the EFL but they can never make a sensible decision

@liverpdoubleol @1drizz *Brian Clough

@1drizz Nigel Clough won 2 with tiny Nottingham Forrest. He should be above all the 2 title managers

Most UCL titles won as manager

@Gideonsuet @1drizz I hope this is a joke post and not you making yourself look like a complete spazzo!

@1drizz ferguson has more than 2. don't give me that crap about the change of name. he won it at Aberdeen

@MatthewStadlen @justdavenow89

An estimated 74% of voters who bothered to turn out in the local elections yesterday did NOT vote for Reform. Let that sink in. And then adjust your hyperbole accordingly.

@ItsChloe37 @AnnyRoadEndLFC @BasilTheGreat It was only about 3 weeks ago you bigot, what don’t you like about the Irish? Racist

@AnnyRoadEndLFC @BasilTheGreat Yep Been scrolling through for a while eh? Bit odd

Turns out calling the working class 'far right racists' for the last 20 months wasn't the best idea

@TedUrchin @Nigel_Farage Taking it well I see you cockwomble!

Right, you Reform voting fuckwits, here’s your leader, @Nigel_Farage trying to appear like an ordinary bloke down the pub with a pint in one hand and a copy of the Sun in the other. Here’s a few facts for you. 1 He is the son of a well known stockbroker. 2 He was a Dulwich schoolboy. 3 He worked in the City for 18 years mostly as a commodities broker. 4 A billionaire has recently given him £5 million, others have donated huge sums too. So, do really think he gives a flying fuck about you or your life? No, of course he doesn’t. In fact, you are little more than excrement under his feet and you are such a thick piece of shit you cannot even see it. He is USING you. I despair.

@FabrizioRomano “I accidently hit a table, causing a little cut to my forehead”

🚨 OFFICIAL: Fede Valverde statement. “Yesterday I had an incident with a teammate during a training session. The fatigue from competition and the frustration made everything seem blown out of proportion”. “In a normal locker room, these things can happen and are usually resolved internally without it becoming all public”. “Clearly, someone here is spreading rumors, and with a season without titles, where Real Madrid is always under scrutiny, everything gets blown out of proportion”. “Today we had another disagreement. During the argument, I accidentally hit a table, causing a small cut on my forehead that required a routine visit to the hospital”. “At no point did my teammate hit me, I didn’t hit him either”. “I feel that my anger about the situation, frustration at seeing some of us struggling to get through end of season, giving it our all, pushed me to the point of arguing with a teammate”. “I’m sorry. I’m truly sorry because this situation hurts me, this moment we’re going through is painful”. “Real Madrid is one of the most important things in my life and I can’t be indifferent to it. The result is accumulation of things that culminate in a senseless fight, damaging my image and leaving room for doubt that they will add fuel to the fire of an accident”. “I wasn’t going to speak out until the end of the season. We were eliminated from the Champions League, and I kept my anger and resentment to myself”. “We’ve wasted another year, and I wasn’t in a position to be posting on social media when the only face I had to show was on the field, and I feel that’s what I did. That’s why I’m the one who’s most saddened and pained to be going through this situation that prevents me from playing the next match due to medical decisions”. “I always gave it my all, to the very end, and it hurts me more than anyone not to be able to do so. I am available to the club and my teammates to collaborate on any decision they deem necessary. Thank you”.

@Vinod_r108 Another AI video, watch how the tail just disappears all of a sudden whilst wagging

From across the kennel aisle, his little tail wagged like maybe... just maybe... it was finally his turn too. But after the family walked out with the other dog, the room went quiet again. He stood there for a second staring at the empty hallway before slowly walking back to his bed with his tail tucked low. Some shelter dogs stop barking when their heart breaks a little. They just get quiet 🥹💔

@RuthEBrown8888 @RealJarTaylor @Wrongthinkanna_

@CodyJJLCFC @RealJarTaylor @Wrongthinkanna_ There's no need to disrespect pigs.

12-year-old with mental problems loved his "therapy pig." Hmong neighbors killed Bootsy and were about to eat her. Mother said, "You knew she was our pig." They laughed at her. They're now up for aggravated animal cruelty. Not far from Atlanta.

@Anniepop2027 @UKLabour @BBCNews @SkyNews Here we go, accuse anyone who disagrees as a bot, what a spazzo!

Dentists accepting NHS patients now after 14 years of Tory collapse of the NHS £27.50 instead of hundreds. @UKLabour working for the ordinary person. Helping the Cost of living Vote Labour @BBCNews @SkyNews

@AntiWokeMemes The last thing she needs paying for is food, a gym membership or gastric band surgery perhaps instead

Black woman says that White People need to start PAYING for Black People’s food and groceries... What's your advice for her?

@pmsawyers @Lady_Julia__ @ThomasWillett9 And you use the “horrible” same platform for free! The most ironic and retarded comment so far on here! Congrats!

@Lady_Julia__ @ThomasWillett9 and you pay for an app that was allowing deep fake porn of women + children not long ago. very women's rights activist of you.

If Tommy Robinson, far right racist thug, retweeted my post, I’d seriously reevaluate my views.

@noggfather @libsoftiktok The fact you have to use likely in your tweet is the first clue as to why there may be a problem!

@libsoftiktok She’s not ugly, and she’s likely a … she. Where’s the problem?

JUST IN: Hannah Roque wins the ‘Miss Vermont’ beauty pageant

Best Prime Minister in decades, repairing years of Tory destruction in record time, Labour has my vote tomorrow, even though I voted tactically last time.

@gecffmn He sounds like the characterless character from “The Life and Times of Tim” 🤣

I’ve seen a million Karen videos, but this one is straight-up perfection 🔥 This guy roasts her absolutely perfectly… while never raising his voice once. She’s screaming, calling him every name in the book, completely spiraling — and the calmer he stays, the more unhinged she gets 😂 Masterclass in composure.