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sigh... it's so hard being the exception to every single post women make about men being bad

@yoruusichi Undiagnosed AIDS

Does anyone know why inner eyes appear white? A lot of people ask if Im wearing makeup but I never am, it just looks white in the corner of my eye..

@conc3rta I'm reassuring a crying foid that, from my vantage point of 53 years, she is a small fry. How is that pido? It isn't. You lash out because you are of a criminal breed. You are young and full of malice.

@CoelacanthIRL fishboypido

reminding myself im a ghrown woman wanting to die and crying

@PunishedAltus This isn't true because I'm very deficient in calcium and have no interest in big boobs

Foot Fetish - Vitamin K deficiency Pussy Fetish - Zinc Deficiency Boob Fetish - Calcium deficiency Ass Fetish - endotoxin overload Armpit Fetish - Lack of good gut bacteria Mouth Fetish - Unloved as a child

@OrthodoxMugi The implication being that women couldn't possibly work out flashing a BIOS, of all things

@CoelacanthIRL How can it be misogyny when it's not directed at a woman?

>foid >updating bios i would've known you were trans without needing that flag in your name

@reikodev Real ones port forwarded because they had functioning brains

Minecraft added friend requests and easy multiplayer? Real ones used this:

@MahjongSoul_EN @yoruusichi

Ichihime's Informal Study Group Returns - Question No.1! Ichihime is back to study with you once again! Let's kick off this renewed series with the question below. #MahjongSoul #Yostar

Almost reached my third instar 🥳

They clamour outside my window. "Beetroot boy! Beetroot boy!", they shout. I pay them no heed. "How many beetroots did you eat today?!" I ignore them. Four.

@ProfChocCaXe @Babygravy9 He was in Willow

@Babygravy9 This is a bit mean, what did Warwick do?

The Warwick Davis 4Chan greentext—and his response—is one of the funniest ever.

@yoruusichi I don't call anyone ugly

My oomf is ugly and has the nerve to call other oomfs ugly

@tactipus_ @AliceBunnyland2 Professor sex

@AliceBunnyland2 which prof?

I follow a Harvard professor who conducts a poll every semester where two of the questions are “how many of your peers do you think are sexually active” and “are you sexually active”. This last semester the students said they thought 80% of them were sexually active but according

@walkingcorpsebf @drewlevin

@missingcategory @dinosaurs1969 Maaate (pitched-down)

@CoelacanthIRL @dinosaurs1969 Not really a laughing matter now is it

@missingcategory @dinosaurs1969 Haha maaaate

@CoelacanthIRL @dinosaurs1969 I just checked the quote and it was some guy saying a name that matches your exact initials accompanied by a photo of a man. Strange.

Ironic that it's called lean yet it makes rappers like me plump and rotund

@dinosaurs1969 Yeah just private quote xeet this I don't even care

@dinosaurs1969 me and who

@LeagueOfLeaks I want Pasta Maker Illaoi to take me into the kitchens and put those pasta making fingers inside me

First look at the new Day Job & Food Fight skins coming on May 28 ‼️ • Spaghetti alla Vel'Koz (Legendary) • Breadsticks Irelia • Pizza Chef Sion • Pasta Maker Illaoi