Coffiton🏳️‍⚧️

Guys please

@AzeranZyxtron56 @HelldiverJane I mean helldivers aren’t clones but that doesn’t mean you can be Larp Larp Larp Sahur

@HelldiverJane You get the lore wrong and im the loser? Uninstall the game, poser

dear lord calm down loser

@chromalattice Can confirm actually, I hated them and guttertanks when I was bad at Ultrakill and now I’m a top 100 speed runner on some levels and they easy af (sorry for the flex mb gng)

if guttermen frustrate you you are bad at ultrakill

@Coffiton360 I’m not your cracked bathroom mirror dude. You need to stop with this “you” stuff when talking about yourself.

Put a drug addict in a room full of crack and they won’t stop thinking about it put a non drug addict in a room full of crack and they won’t bat an eye, put a homophobe in a room full of gay people. See where I’m going with this?

@Rapeinthesky Didn’t know you were trans

@Coffiton360 What does the divine comedy have to do with this? Also I’ve never met a trооn who didn’t stink.

@anttennastvtime We can go back the the other one :)

ultrakill weapons tier list updated after completing act 2 Certainly interesting changes

@Rapeinthesky Hush stinker hush I read The Divine Comedy I know what I’m talking about now hush

@Coffiton360 Difference is crack just sits there. If you put someone afraid of spiders in a room full of spiders they’re not going to like it because you can’t ignore something you hate while trapped in a small space with it.

@HelldiverJane I think we should all be living in a pro human society with values the mental health of all humans and offers free healthcare mental and physical along with free school also it should be in a non militarized state run by me :3 also we should have a day where we all play ultrakill

helldivers, what is your wokest opinion? i will rank them on a scale of 1-10, 1 being not woke at all and possibly even the opposite, 10 being ultra mega super woke.

@TruthInspectorD Guys I think he is into it....

Now hear this, Witness Illuminate mind controlled dissident propaganda. It’s a look inside the dissident mind and the intent of the squid scum. They want to use us as sex slaves. Circulation of illegal material is subject to TEC: 10.31-24. Report all dissidents. This is truth. 👁️

@Med1_D1v3r @Ceaseless_boid I’m sure our dear friend truth inspector d can relate

@Ceaseless_boid And we have evidence of this

Question to all Helldivers Personally I think he’s a Power bottom

ultrakill fandoms humor is genuinley the worst most unfunny shit ever ive barely seen any actually funny ultrakill jokes the second i hear somebody talkin some "prepare thyself" meme im so sure they're larping without a second thought

@HelldiverJane I want to ask but I don’t think I should

yep. im #woofing rn. im the fagoat. uh huh.

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@Rapeinthesky @PolarPatriot_ Also like who said I was American??? I think both parties are bad

@PolarPatriot_ @Coffiton360 You know both sides of the uniparty like children right?

I hereby declare the 2nd Helldiver Civil War. After the Truth Enforcers and Servants of Freedoms joint attack on the Polar Patriots, it is no longer viable to cower in submission and civility. Seeking other Factions to join us in our struggle against these...Servant Enforcers.

@Rapeinthesky @PolarPatriot_ Being a memeber or a cult worshipping a giant squid in the meridia black hole

@Coffiton360 @PolarPatriot_ It can't take a joke. What got you assigned to the penal legion anyways? Peeping on little girls?

@Rapeinthesky @PolarPatriot_ Who said I cut mine off? Also I don’t think you know what a penal legion is

@Coffiton360 @PolarPatriot_ Can you actually be in a penal region if you’ve cut yours off?

@featherleafern Bro what is this teir list ohh you play harmless makes sense if I was a harmless player I would place them about the same

ok everyone be nice.

@ImAKay_ Holy Carl! I want to draw that too!

wanna get better at drawing so i can draw... mm... creatures and... hot women... and... hmmm... furry stuff gay stuff too.. maybe even violence...

@swengsbelike @PunishedAG We have been looking for over 2000 years

@PunishedAG you need to find jesus

Thankfully God doesn't exist whereas queer people do