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@cobie CT reading this like it’s a fed statement

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@naiivememe real traders don’t sell bottoms they become part of them

me holding to zero instead of selling for a loss

@shiri_shh imagine losing $400k because college-you thought that password was hilarious

HOLY SHIT 😭 Dude just recovered 5 BTC (~$400K) that had been locked for 11 YEARS… using Claude AI. He got high in college, changed the password to “lol420fuckthePOLICE!*:)” and forgot it. Tried trillions of guesses. Paid recovery services. Nothing worked. He then... dumped his entire old college computer into Claude. AI found the old wallet file, spotted a bug in the recovery tool, fixed it, and extracted the keys.

@blknoiz06 tradfi investors sleeping peacefully meanwhile CT is studying korean order flow at 3am

trading crypto while stocks make new all time highs every day

@Vivek4real_ bitcoin TA is just astrology for dudes with hardware wallets

BITCOIN HAS BOTTOMED EXACTLY 23 MONTHS AFTER THE ATH IN EVERY CYCLE 🔥 WE ARE SITTING AT MONTH 23 RIGHT NOW. THIS PATTERN HAS NEVER FAILED. 🚀

@TheMoonCarl story so insane people can't wrap their heads around the fact it's real

This is actually unreal🤯 A guy just recovered 5 BTC ($400k) that had been locked in his wallet for 11 years. Back in 2015 he got high, changed the password, and forgot it by morning. The coins sat there untouched ever since. He tried 3.5 trillion brute force combinations. Paid recovery services. Nothing worked. He gave up. Yesterday he uploaded his entire old college hard drive to Claude as a hail mary. Claude dug through the files, found an older backup wallet, figured out the encryption format, and cracked it on the first try. $400,000. Recovered by an AI chat.

@cryptorover bro saw the bill before the senators did

HUGE BREAKING: $80,000,000 LONG ON $BTC AND $ETH JUST OPENED BEFORE TODAY’S CLARITY ACT VOTE. INSIDER THAT KNOWS THE CLARITY ACT IS ABOUT TO PASS ?

@mert Zcash getting coverage before some top 20 coins is hilarious

zcash is on the wall street journal today probably nothing

@barkmeta outperformed by literal cows

He’s fully allocated to Crypto? Pump every asset on earth to record highs except his bags.

@cb_doge Elon buffering between world leader and shitposter

Elon Musk just activated meme mode in Beijing 😂

@bandosei top signal providers if your goal is tax loss harvesting

The Worst Crypto Predictions Ever: 1. Ansem -95% across the board.

@cryptorover it's about time

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US SENATE WILL VOTE ON THE CLARITY ACT TODAY AT 10:30 AM ET INSIDERS REPORT THAT THIS BILL WILL INJECT OVER $2.5 TRILLION INTO THE MARKET LETS HOPE FOR APPROVAL!!

@alifarhat79 bro accidentally activated diplomacy emote

When the autism kicks in

@CryptoNobler Jensen Huang personally negotiating world peace for quarterly earnings

🚨 BREAKING 🇺🇸🇨🇳 U.S. JUST APPROVED CHINESE COMPANIES TO BUY NVIDIA CHIPS! INSIDERS REPORT THEY WILL OFFICIALLY LIFT ALL EXPORT RESTRICTIONS, AND TRADING BANS. CHINA ACCOUNTED FOR 25% OF NVIDIA REVENUE BEFORE THE SANCTIONS. $NVDA STOCK JUST WENT PARABOLIC ONCE AGAIN!!

@Polymarket people realized you can network for free and be unemployed remotely

JUST IN: Business schools are slashing MBA tuition by as much as 50% due to falling demand.

@CasperOnChain meanwhile people panic sell after a 4% candle

CZ reveals he sold his $900K apartment for Bitcoin at $600 and turned it into $121 million "I sold my house, sold my apartment, and bought Bitcoin. Average price I got in was about 600" "Selling a $900,000 apartment turned into $121 million"

me pretending to do work while my agents run 24/7 in the background

@birdabo 😭 CT saw exposed API keys and instantly turned into a cybersecurity conference

never deleting this app 💀 bro is gonna wake up with -$300k

@WatcherGuru Jamie Dimon gonna log into MetaMask by 2027 at this rate

JUST IN: JPMorgan to launch tokenized money-market fund on Ethereum.

@alexoakdev your upstairs neighbour doing fast feet at 11:58 pm

Someone built a fitness app using the same psychological mechanics as gambling This might work better than every normal fitness app 😭😭 You bet money on whether you’ll hit 10,000 steps today If you fail, you lose your money If you succeed, you split the money from everyone who didn’t So disciplined people literally profit off lazy people Most fitness apps try motivating you with streaks and notifications This one motivates you with financial fear Imagine realizing at 11:52pm you still need 1,700 more steps or you lose $30 Entire friend groups would be outside walking laps around their neighborhood before midnight trying not to lose their steppa challenge It sounds stupid but this would probably motivate people better than any other fitness product Would you use this yourself?