Coinspiracy Theorist

I'm American. My kids are American. If you're here to take a screenshot of my X location, remember that 2.6 million Americans combined live in Mexico and Canada. I am a born-and-raised, taxpaying, land-owning American and my location will never change that fact.

I have never been less afraid of a gun.

@OneBadDude_ Supporting the oppression of free speech is hilariously fascist. Congrats on being against freedom.

The safest way to break up rioters and keep law enforcement safe at the same time? Water cannons seem to do the job quite well. Non lethal and often hilarious, I support this whole heartedly.

Remember when the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) maintained a website listing spending cuts and a running total of alleged savings? Maybe we need a new one tallying up all the money spent on invading Iran. It's costing around $1 billion per day so far.

@OneBadDude_ I can't even fathom having so few brain cells as to think this meme is even remotely based in reality.

This is literally where we’re at right now

These shoes are hilarious. The photo is going viral. It's on the front page of reddit right now. I love how ridiculous this meme is and yet it's true. 6cjUxsjdCUsP5LyWiNdpj57sqGyxzJrV47Catjx6pump

@bennyjohnson He stumbled. What the fuck is this post? He's ill. Are you stupid?

Bill Clinton nearly pushed Hillary into an intersection in New York. Is Slick Willy trying to get rid of her?💀

@ULTRAMAGA1861 @ToastGhostMost @akafaceUS No. That's how conversation works among fools who are obsessed with dumb shit. "Hey, the sky is blue." "Fucking trans people." That's not normal. That's a bit insane. Get a life, you retard.

@CoinTheorist @ToastGhostMost @akafaceUS You’re asking a retarded question. So yes. Instead of laughing or agreeing, you open the door to criticism. See how a conversation works? He was making a parallel, and you opened the door to criticism by attacking him, who would apparently agree with you otherwise.

In China, some cooks place a pancake on a hot griddle, set a whole live lobster on top, then close the lid to press and cook everything together. The result is a thin, crispy pancake with lobster inside.

@ULTRAMAGA1861 @ToastGhostMost @akafaceUS Asking a question is now a sign of defending? You're truly an idiot. How do you even get dressed in the morning with such nonsense between your ears? Do you truly not see how fucking stupid that guy's answer was to a comment about crawfish vs. lobsters?

@CoinTheorist @ToastGhostMost @akafaceUS I’ll break it down for you. Someone said “in the world that men have periods” to which you said “why are you obsessed with less tha 1%”. Meaning. You’re defending trannnnnies. So. In fact it is you that is retarded, you dumb fuck.

@ULTRAMAGA1861 @ToastGhostMost @akafaceUS This post is about a misidentified crawfish. And you're making about what, exactly? Are you fucking retarded? Honest question.

@CoinTheorist @ToastGhostMost @akafaceUS Why are you defending retarded mentally ill people that are being pushed on the entire population daily?

@ToastGhostMost @akafaceUS Why are you so obsessed with less than 1% of the population?

@CoinTheorist @akafaceUS The world of men who have periods

@dom_lucre It's almost like getting raped at that age causes lasting mental illness.

🔥🚨BREAKING: The woman who falsely accused President Trump of raping her at 13 with the assistance of Jeffrey Epstein is now facing criminal charges for fraud, theft, and the exploitation of an elderly person.

Love this cave. Little wet though.

@ClownWorld @Grok what happens when you put sugar in a car's gas tank?

Someone really believed the “sugar in the gas tank” myth

@GuntherEagleman Do you really not know why it went down? Are you really this dumb? And do you really think this is long term?

Last night oil was $110 a barrel, and the Panicans told you it could go as high as $200 by today. FYI… It’s at $87

@MAGAVoice Prices crashed from $120 to $85 as the G7 signaled they would release strategic reserves, easing immediate supply panic. But you think somehow this solves the greater problem? Are you disabled?

BREAKING 🚨 Cruse oil went from $120 to $85 in less than 24 hours. Why is Fake News so silent ?

Farmer Equipment - diesel Tractor trailer to airport/port - diesel Cargo ship/airplane - fuel Tractor trailer to warehouse - diesel Tractor trailer to grocery store - diesel Everything is about to get more expensive. Hope you saved up.

@OneBadDude_ Source: The Republican Daily Hogwash

Is anyone surprised?

@Ingrid_Love101 @CollinRugg Not wanting to fuck fat chicks makes me gay?

@CoinTheorist @CollinRugg

NEW: California math teacher is under investigation for making test questions about the financial cost of dating overweight girls. Here is an alleged 9th-grade Algebra 1 test question: "The amount of money you spend on a date varies inversely to how much they weigh. A typical girl that weighs 120 lbs will cost you $55. 1. Derive the variation equation. 2. How much would you expect to pay for a date with Ashley, who is 220 lbs.? 3. If you can only afford $5, how much would your date weigh and what is his/her name?" The San Francisco high school teacher, Tom Chan, is reportedly on leave as the school district is "actively investigating" the allegations.

@otokyo__ Nah. This is sexism. If she attacks, whack back. Equal rights, equally lefts. Welcome to 2026.

True?