Luke Parker Ⓥ

@BTC_JEDI21 That's where we stick our shitcoiners.

Why is there not a single Bitcoiner who is into gambling?

@fartface2000 @saylor @Strategy A lot of bitcoiners could have been on the fence about whether or not to trade corn for some STRC in order to increase their stack over time... BUT NOT ANYMORE. Saylor shot himself in the foot with this PR spin. It's painful to watch.

@Coinosphere @saylor @Strategy I don’t think most Bitcoiners realize yet what a disgrace

We turn Bitcoin into Money. $STRC

@james_xond The only two problems in the world: Government & Religion. Once we get rid of those two things we'll be golden.

What do you think is the biggest reason humanity still can’t live peacefully together?

@ThrillaRilla369 Shitcoinery.

MEN: be brutally honest, what really makes a woman instantly UNATTRACTIVE. 😂

@PoliceThePolic1 {unless you fill it with hydrochloric acid first.}

Whatever you do, DO NOT do this to Flock cameras!

@BitcoinRachy Welcome to 2026! We love time-travelling tourists; jsut remember, you're not allowed to buy our bitcoin while you're here.

If I told you that my Bitcoin was more valuable than Elon musk’s net worth, what would you say?

@brockpierson Yes! I got it all saved to floppy disks about a year before that.

Have you personally ever endured this pain?

If Massie loses his congressional race I’d say there’s a 87% chance he gets elected President in 2028.

@isabellasg3 @Mayakitaisla Nationally? The world's first BTM was in a Vancouver coffee shop... It's a bitcoin mecca of sorts!

Canada is banning all bitcoin ATMs and is removing over 4,000 machines

@JM_speakss Once I learned about checksums, and made sure my wallet used them, I never worried again. Easy peasy.

I’m STILL scared shtless when I transfer bitcoin to my cold storage. I send 0.01 test transactions before moving more. When you’re transferring bitcoin to your cold storage…are you still sending test transactions or do you trust it blindly now?

@StealthQE4 We've gone nowhere, and our numbers have only grown. It looks otherwise because we're being swamped out of the limelight by wall street. Suits have taken the microphone from us but we still outnumber them millions to one.

The Bitcoin cult has died. It just doesn’t move much anymore. I never hear anyone talking about it. The laser eyes have disappeared on X. It’s slowly becoming just another asset class.

@alpha_brav0 @nicksortor It's been 250 years since the last time we were able to do that.

@nicksortor Time for people in power to dig deep and find strength

HOLY CRAP! The CIA just RAIDED Tulsi Gabbard's office, and SEIZED documents related to the JFK assassination, MKUltra, and more, that Gabbard was set to declassify BOXES of them The CIA is in DIRECT VIOLATION of a Trump executive order 47 must REEL IN CIA!

@YannickCrypto @BitcoinMagazine Now give me a calculator and set of statistics on global torture resulting in theft and I'll get the idea out of your head that this happens commonly enough for you to not choose this wealth vehicle.

@BitcoinMagazine Give me a 🔨 and your 🫲 and see how fast i get the privatekey out of your head.

A US Senator just casually explained how you can store BTC in your brain during a legislation markup: "It provides people who are being tortured in foreign countries the opportunity to walk away with their money in their head. Because Bitcoin can be memorized." Magic ✨

@Gnome4308 Rand does not deserve to be on this list. He plays politics and even took some money from Israel.

Here’s ranked list 1. Ron Paul — The godfather of modern libertarianism. unmatched inspirational legacy. Still active at 90 years old with the Ron Paul Liberty Report. 2. Spike Cohen — Founder and President of You Are The Power (YATP), 2020 winner of the USVP Bronze Medal, podcaster, and activist. 3. Dave Smith — Host of Part of the Problem; top podcast reach and comedy platform bringing anti-state ideas to younger audiences. 4. Thomas Massie — Principled U.S. Congressman known for consistent votes against cronyism, wars, and overspending. Huge grassroots respect. 5. Scott Horton — Leading anti-interventionist voice on foreign policy through podcasts, books, and interviews. 6. Tom Woods — Educational powerhouse via The Tom Woods Show, Austrian economics, and Mises Institute resources. 7. Clint Russell — Host of Liberty Lockdown podcast; active voice in the liberty movement with strong anti-war and anti-state commentary, plus 2024 LP VP run visibility. 8. Joshua Smith — Libertarian activist and host of Break the Cycle podcast; longtime movement figure involved in LP leadership and consistent advocacy. 9. Justin Amash — Former Congressman and independent constitutionalist fighting cronyism and government overreach. 10. Rand Paul — U.S. Senator advancing libertarian-leaning policies on spending, foreign policy, and civil liberties.

@BTC_JEDI21 It happens though. At least twice this year so far.

@Coinosphere I don't think there are too many home miners hitting solo blocks

@BTC_JEDI21 Not while the block reward is over 1 BTC, (until 2032) because anyone could solo mine at home a snag a block for free. But after that it will be extremely rare, if not impossible.

Have we already seen the peak number of whole coiners Bitcoin will ever have?

@denverbitcoin I thought about sneaking out there at 3am wearing ninja clothes and knocking them out, but they'd just put them back the next day. It took them less than a day to install these. What can we do that's more permanent?

@denverbitcoin They just put up flockcams right in front of my apartment building... In the tiny center strip between two major lanes, completely unapproachable by foot. One facing North and the other South, watching absolutely everything, and I can't leave my apt without being recorded now. :(

This is what Flock cameras are trying to do in the United States. A hill worth dying on.

@nvk So we gotta move to Hawaii?

If everyone had chickens, there would be no ticks.