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70 yr old man asks his wife "Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?" Wife replied, "No not at all. Even dogs chase cars they can't drive!

me after watching my own story again and again

When someone keeps talking while holding your weed blunt.

class on zoom just feel like a long phone call with somebody you don’t wanna talk to

One of the most interesting things I ever learned is that constantly fantasizing about your goals can actually work against you. Your brain can get a surprisingly strong dopamine response from imagining success, talking about your plans, or picturing the end result. In some cases, that feeling of satisfaction can trick your brain into feeling like you’ve already made progress. So instead of motivating action, all that daydreaming can actually reduce the drive to go out and do the work.

A woman who can't answer your questions without getting angry is hiding more than just the answer.

The most productive thing you can do is decide what you are not going to do today.

🚨BREAKING NEWS 📢 Clavicular just made streaming history, becoming one of the first streamers to document and record his entire surgery procedure for his audience. From the hospital bed to the operating process, he gave viewers an unprecedented look at a moment most creators would never share.

me trying to remember if I actually said it or I'm being manipulated because I have bad memory

A coworker spent 4 years turning down outside offers because her manager kept promising a promotion was “in the pipeline.” She turned down 3 roles, two salary bumps, and a title she had earned. The promotion never came. She left last spring. LinkedIn says she’s now 2 levels above where she would have been. The pipeline was never real.

Lowkey i love how Instagram instants died instantly

One day your boyfriend went out looking for hoes & he found you.

One blunt can turn a boring night into a legendary conversation.

I wanted to give a big shoutout to my incredible seatmate on a recent flight. This legend kicked things off with the hilarious SpongeBob movie, followed by the clever Zootopia, and then that fun new animated Goat film. For hours, their screen was a nonstop party of colorful animation and laughs at 35,000 feet. Then, with perfect timing, they switched gears and pulled out The Autobiography of Malcolm X. They spent the rest of the journey deeply absorbed in its powerful pages. The contrast from playful cartoons to serious reflection was pure poetry. Absolute legendary lineup an icon in the window seat. ✈️📖

Some people make you smile, some people make you laugh But then there’s that one person who makes your heart feel at home. The person you want to tell everything to, the one whose messages make your day better, whose presence makes even the busiest days feel lighter. And somehow, without even realizing it, you became that person for me.

work beef is so wild to me like just do your job????

I fucked her rough, slapping her juicy ass while she screamed “Harder! Fuck your neighbor’s pussy!

A comrade can buy his girlfriend pizza then just breathe for supper😂😭

Not a single word should be spoken before 9 am

Listening to music while working out will make you so motivated.

Can kissing alone turn you on?