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Joel Embiid, Tobias Harris, and James Harden all winning game 7's in the same weekend, hopefully Ben Simmons caught a nice-sized bass this weekend too

Tottenham are ALIVE! What De Zerbi has done is a football miracle. #COYS

My beloved Richie!!! #COYS

@royceyoung Is it a bigger concern that they aren’t ball knowers or that they’re conflating “flopping” now with sexist views on masculinity? (ie twitching hips/ wearing a sports bra)

@ColeProffitt Not knowing what that is that Shai is wearing is telling on themselves they don’t know anything about the NBA.

Alright this has bothered me enough 24 hours later to say something. These are the kinds of nameless accounts that are somehow influencing NBA discourse. They know *nothing* about the league they’re incessantly tweeting about. Not even the basic things.

Jaden McDaniels belongs in the Trash Talk Hall of Fame. Not often someone backs it up like this. 32 points on 13/25 FG 10 rebounds 3 assists + 0 turnovers 2 steals + 1 block Locked down Murray again Shorthanded Wolves win Game 6 and advance. What a performance.

Jokic eliminated BEFORE the Kentucky Derby 👀👀👀

Timberwolves turned Jokic and Murray into liabilities. Incredible. #Wolves

unfathomably rich people baffled at why people aren't having kids is always good for a laugh x.com/60Minutes/stat…

I present to you… the single craziest LeBron stat

Bill Self is so back #RockChalk

🧹🧹🧹#ThunderUp

@Ike_Saul Do I need to tweet publicly “it wasn’t me” so the woke mob doesn’t come after me?

The actor Ben Stiller, a diehard Knicks fan, posted about the Knicks winning a basketball game yesterday. Thousands of people, including a sitting member of Congress, think he was cheering on a failed (!) assassination attempt. This website rots your brain.

THE GREATEST RUN IN HISTORY 🤯 Sabastian Sawe takes OVER A MINUTE off the world record in the marathon and becomes the first-ever sub-2 hour runner in an official race with a 1:59:30 victory over Yomif Kejelcha, who also breaks two hours in his debut marathon, running 1:59:41 for second. Sawe is now 4 for 4 with marathon victories. After the leaders hit halfway in 60:29, Sawe ran 59:01 FOR HIS SECOND HALF as he and Kejelcha worked together to drop third placer Jacob Kiplimo, who himself ran 2:00:28 to finish under Kelvin Kiptum’s old WR mark.

AYO! The Nuggets tears are extra delicious.

@LazySwimCoach It really is. And I also have no idea how many fouls or timeouts either team has.

@ColeProffitt Man, we had tornado warnings last week. The notion that anything would interrupt the "get to shelter" warnings is scary

what the fuck channel is the game on

SGA timeline discourse awfully quiet today. Did something happen?

SGA truly is sensational #ThunderUp