Col

My new account after my previous one was hacked.

@HaightonPaul Is that not the toilet window with warning tape for obnoxious smells?

Why would you convert a van into a camper and put in a window to make it look like a speed camera van? 🤷‍♂️

@JamesAB999 @ChaosLensX Thing is you don’t get any financial help, cost me about a £1,000 for my daughters GCSEs plus maths tutor etc.

@ChaosLensX Home school your kids folks. It's far easier and more rewarding than you think. You don't want them in these institutions.

Parents took their son on a 3-day holiday. They got a fine and then things got even more shocking. A school representative showed up right at their front door to enforce a £160 fine and announce that their 8-year-old son, Oliver, is being *suspended* from school. It doesn't make any sense. As the parents rightfully point out, the school is punishing a child for missing school hours... by forcing him to miss *even more* school hours. The dad argues that Oliver has an excellent 98% attendance record, but the school refuses to back down. The madness doesn't stop there. When the parents call out the flawed logic and label the fine a "money-making scam," the school representative completely loses patience. Blaming the parents' "attitude," she drops the ultimate bomb: Oliver isn't just suspended anymore he is now permanently exclude from the school. A 3-day family trip just escalated into a little boy being completely expelled.

@SkyNews @TrevorPTweets He doesn’t speak for me. Surely the point of a general election is to ask us what we want.

"The public do not want a general election." Housing Secretary Steve Reed tells @TrevorPTweets the vast majority of the public don't want an election if Andy Burnham takes over as prime minister. trib.al/YF0V7Sv #TrevorPhillips 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602

@paulbudford2 😕

@ColfromCheshire Well she certainly got her maximum use out of it.

Sarah used my car yesterday. I checked the fuel earlier and the range is showing as none🙄

@paulbudford2 They were the most pleased to see me.

@ColfromCheshire It's so nice coming home to dogs. They are always so pleased to see you. You can't help but smile.

If I didn’t come home early I wouldn’t have the company of these ones. 😊

@HaightonPaul Today.

@ColfromCheshire When where you supposed to be there till?

@outsidetheboxNL Hopefully enough to get to the fuel station.

@kelvmackenzie Probably closed the toilets too.

The Sunday Times reports a BA planeload of holidaymakers due to leave T5 at Heathrow for Dalaman, Turkey, were ready to go at 7am Saturday but due to the weather were kept in their seats for a disgusting 8.5hours ( until 3.30pm) having been fed a diet of crisps and water. The plane appeared to have taxied to a no man’s land where they stayed while the hopeless management decided what to do. The passengers nightmare wasn’t helped by the fact the first crew ran out of hours and had to be replaced. The next crew turned up at 2pm but then missed their takeoff slot and BA finally “ free” the holidaymakers who then discovered there wasn’t another Dalaman plane until Tuesday. Totally unacceptable that the holidaymakers spent 8.5hours trapped in the plane and I want to know why they couldn’t be returned to the terminal. I suspect because it didn’t suit BA. I hope the passengers sues the arse off them.

@Dalesrider1 @jen_moxon I asked the girls if they wanted a drink mid film, Sarah asked for a hot chocolate 😳

Yes. Nothing quenches your thirst like a cuppa

@Carsofglasgow1 Can we see the wheels please.

Apparently up badging is a thing in Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🚗

@Mattisamazing33 @Dalesrider1 Don’t forget the 10 minute chase to find the end of the toilet roll.

@Dalesrider1 And it’s 10° hotter in the portaloos

Part of the motivation for getting a hotel room is having my own bathroom. Queuing twenty minutes for a 💩 due in ten minutes isn’t fun 😂

@brightsmile777 @Mattisamazing33 Always!

@ColfromCheshire @Mattisamazing33 We’re you left behind?!

I’ve upgraded my tent

@19Hope60 @Mattisamazing33 It is. Plus if you don’t eat it you have to drive an awful electricity car. 🤮

@Mattisamazing33 @ColfromCheshire Vindication!

@campbellali12 But I see Matt is.

@ColfromCheshire Oh right.

@ColfromCheshire have you gone in a hotel with Matt.

@patthefish Probably, it’s her second time they are as bad as Zack Polanskies.

@ColfromCheshire Oh bugger, poor Dixie. Teeth out?

Just noticed Dixie’s face has swelled up on her right, she’s probably tried to bite a bee or wasp.

@SimonBridgford But you never know it might come in handy 🤣

@ColfromCheshire We used to do the British WSB rounds, at first we took too much, but in the end, who needs spare clothes...

Let’s go.

@clapyogal He looks used to doing that.

The fastest INSTANT KARMA you'll ever see

PC Lydia Ward who had her nose broken at Manchester Airport by Mohammed Fahir Amaaz has said that “he has shown no remorse” these kind of individuals do NOT respect women He should have got more than three and a half years Do you agree?