Colin DV

Second book in my "Paladin and the Witch" series now up on Amazon. Over twice as long as the first, and if you've started the series, you know what to expect - gay fantasy, highly explicit, deep worldbuilding, a little top and a big, hunky, holier-than-thou bottom amazon.com/dp/B0GF8VW7SD?…

Computer, zoom in and enhance 🕵️‍♂️

@EroticAlways Damn.

Blow your load all over these meaty milkers 💦💦💦💦💦

thats why god made boy hole 💕

Am in the only person that finds a receding hairline really hot? 😅 I don’t know why everyone is obsessed with having the hairline of a young man, it looks so sexy when men lose it 🥵

@pattyrickk Of course, they can. I’m Black and the way I grew up *everybody* would point out a nice ass - straight guys, bros, mamas, grandmamas. Nobody’s blind, lol

if im gay as fuck and can recognize when a woman has a fat ass, then surely that would mean a straight man can and would recognize when another dude has an absolute dumptruck, no?

So true - you grow up with media expecting to encounter evil geniuses. And then we get Trump, and MAGA. Sigh…

@MatthwDayton After your first sentence, I was like - we gotta do better! After your second sentence though, I was like - maybe we shouldn’t be hasty making sweeping societal changes ;)

The reason is that many tops don't bother to ensure the bottom gets off. So the bottom remains perpetually horny. Additionally, this meme expresses what is often only two minutes of action. I say this as primarily a top (trying to change the world, one happy hole at a time)

@even_steven8tht Funny, because a 240+ beef cake from your gym just posted that a shawty had him feeling sprung this morning ;)

240+ beef cake in the gym had me feeling very inadequate this morning

Hey so if any law students or baby lawyers want to know what it’s like being in-house, it’s this. And this is not an exaggeration.

@JimJarmuschHair i thought the depression is what was pulling the ladies but I’m gay so 🤷🏽‍♂️

Robby sure is always depressed for a guy who seems to be always getting some Grade A pussy

@xantox55 @vvcnzvv Dicks come in different lengths, asses come in different shapes and with different ranges of cheek spread, and fat guys get fucked too

@ColinDV80 @vvcnzvv this is about women😭 what “man” has an ass that large? he’d have to be obese😭

What do u do if the butt so fat your dick can’t get past the cheeks

@h0leopard Huh, I always figured tall bottoms got off even harder on their tops being shorter. Plus, when they’re bent in half with their legs over his shoulders they can feel as small as they want, lol

i feel like every really tall bottom is into big beefy dudes is it just cause theyve given up on being dominated via height and are therefore relying on mass

@jpadlovely It’s be like those British Christmas specials, lol

the pitt should do an hour special of mel and langdon visiting colonial williamsburg

@Evan0698 @vvcnzvv Ha, no, just an appreciation of big asses

@ColinDV80 @vvcnzvv Wow you sound like a pro

@TotallySide @greglucys Wasn’t that Season 1? Homegirl was just trying to catch naps between saving lives, lol - loved her

@greglucys Next season I need her to be pulling a double and be absolutely done with the day shift shit at every turn.

the night shifters are so cool and wise and collected they must see the day shifters as that sponge bob meme with crazy squidward

@bennycliffe Feel better soon, babe

This Chest infection is not gonna stop me going to the gym

trump is fucking done, man. he’s about a week from his bunker staring at a cyanide capsule moment.

They don’t chant it, because **we left**. There’s a world of difference between past harms and **continuing** ones. If we’d kept occupying Japan - in a way even remotely similar to the way Palestine is occupied - I guarantee you there would be blood on the streets. Someone posted about there being no Japanese suicide bombers - lol @ being that ignorant about the country that invented kamikazes

@best8itw They already have a ridiculous response for this. “The US bombed Japan and Vietnam, and their children didn’t turn to suicide bombers” This is a quote from a real tweet I saw recently. We are so lost.

when he chants 'death to america' in 10 yrs theyll say its because "muslims hate our freedom"